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The Colour of Blackberries by talkfast
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
23 Jan 2024
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Briar Baggins was a disappointment to those in the Shire who once expected that she would become someone exceptional. She was difficult to coax from her study, often withdrawing into books about lands far beyond their green, rolling hills.
It came as a surprise when Briar accepted an invitation from her cousin to visit Bucklebury, and returned some time later with a baby in her arms. A baby that malicious gossips insisted had been seen wearing tiny socks, of all things!
No doubt things would settle down again after that bit of excitement.
A proper gentlehobbit would not chase after adventure well into her middle age, after all.
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18 Aug 2025
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
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C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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27 Jul 2025
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“Naruto is a person with a name,” Iruka snapped, already way past the limit of his patience for the day. Funny, how he could spend all day with small children, but a single council meeting wore him down to the bone. “Use it.”
“Hmm.”
For a long second, Iruka thought that he was about to die. And then Hatake’s eye curled in a friendly crinkle, an approximation of a smile.
“You’ll do,” Hatake said.*** 5 times Kakashi & Iruka tried to be a normal family for Naruto + 1 time they were a full on ninja family ***
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27 Jul 2025
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Joe is the new immortal not Nile, and Nicky is the one sent to go find him.
Based on a fic prompt!
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29 Jun 2025
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Kalim always thought he and Jamil were pair bonded, and that one day they would be mated. After Jamil’s overblot, Kalim comes to realize their bond may not be what he thought it was.
To free Jamil, Kalim is willing to do whatever it takes. After all, it’s not like breaking a one-sided bond would cause much damage, right?
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08 Jun 2025