Op76

Bisexual Stalin



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    Elphaba doesn’t believe in ghosts.

    She wants that on record, preferably carved into stone, or at the very least immortalized in a well-reasoned essay, except no one’s ever going to read it because she’s not writing one.

    Because ghosts aren’t real.

    That said.

    That said.

    She is currently pacing her apartment, burning sage, because she has, in a moment of weakness, googled “signs your apartment is haunted” and, upon reviewing the evidence, has decided that -- purely for the sake of argument -- she should cover all her bases. Just in case.

    (or: the just like heaven au)

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    "You're green."

    "And you're short."

    "You're the one wearing platform boots."

    "And you're wearing heels. Inside. For some inexplicable reason."

    or, Elphaba and Glinda get off on the wrong foot, and things get complicated when Elphaba discovers that her new roommate is a huge fan of the mysterious masked bassist from Wicked who, funnily enough, just happens to be Elphaba herself.

    Band AU inspired by @sunken_silk's Gelphie art on twitter

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    “Yes, I'm giving her the list!” And without saying anything else she started to write in complete focus. It was as if it was the most important exam of her life. And the wolf, seeing her friend so concentrated, couldn't help but swallow when Yoko finally handed it to her. “Here you go.”

    Enid’s eyes widened as she read:

    How to progress with a girl (step by step):

    Step 1: Hold hands
    Step 2: Cuddle
    Step 3: Light kiss (cheeks, forehead…)
    Step 4: Kiss on the lips
    Step 5: Rough kiss (Bite, hickey…)
    Step 6: Make out
    Step 7: The Holy Moly!

    Enid's face lit up in pink hues. Her cheeks were so red to the point she was scared they would blow up any second. “Y-Yoko! What is this?!”

    “Just a strategy, you are welcome.” She said calmly.

    Or, Wednesday and Enid have been dating for three months without much physical progress, and Yoko decides to help.

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    When Wednesday reached the library the next day, Ajax was already waiting for her.

    “I have a plan,” Wednesday announced. “Operation Ick.”

    “Operation Ick?” Ajax repeated. “As in, like, getting the ick? Who even taught you that?”

    “Yes,” Wednesday answered, ignoring the last bit. “We are going to trick Bruno into doing everything that Enid finds repulsive in a partner.”

    “How are we going to do that?” Ajax asked. It may have had a dismissive edge, but he seemed curious.

    “I have a list of things that Enid finds icky, and you’re going to feed them to him,” Wednesday said.

     

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    Enid gives Bruno a second chance, and Wednesday enlists Ajax's help to break them up.

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    Glinda opens her mouth to warmly greet her new roommate, but her words die at her throat when she finds none other than a green figure in the middle of the empty living room amidst a bunch of dreary, brown boxes.

    Elphaba Thropp.

    Oh. Oh, no.

    How in Oz did she end up having to live with her number one enemy at Shiz University?

    or: enemies to lovers/fake dating au no one asked for

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    24 Nov 2025