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  1. Rec *

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    The extended universe for brilliant difficulty, including side stories and eventually post-series works. This will make more sense if you read before the door of hell lamps burned, the glass fortress and the grave of the saint first, although the works in this series are listed roughly chronologically.

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    12 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This Looks v FASCINATING

  2. Rec 69

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    The Cruciatus Curse is a horrible thing.

    It is the thing that kills Harry Potter.

    And sets of a bunch of events that were to never happen, unless for Fate, and her creativity.

    Death has a proposition.

    Harry takes it.

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    08 May 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This author’s work is dark, crisp, and delicious. Definitely recommend, and can’t wait now for this to be finished.

  3. Rec *

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    On the 31st of October, an eleven-year-old girl will bring about the end of the world. According to prophecy, anyway, and everyone knows those are infallible.

    Fortunately, the world has unlikely heroes in the form of Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy, who've selflessly agreed to put aside their mutual hatred and long-standing prank war in order to find the girl and stop the apocalypse. If only they could be certain they have the right child…

    For fans of Terry Pratchett and dramatic irony, a comedy of errors about two people so stubbornly in denial, Fate itself decides to step in.

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    English
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    25 Feb 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    One of the best Idiots In Love crack fics on this site in the Potterverse. Read it. Love it. Kudos and comment love on it😊

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    20 Feb 2025

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    Sounds interesting

  5. Rec *

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    In September of 1971, Severus Snape finds a forgotten portrait of the Slytherin family in a dark corner of the Slytherin Common Room. At the time, he has no idea that talking portrait will affect the rest of his life.

    On 31st July 1995, Harry Potter disappears from Little Whinging a few minutes after midnight. The means of his departure are unfathomable, and the Order's only relief in their concern is the fact that Voldemort was not responsible.

    The rest of Wizarding Britain is too busy tearing down their Wizarding Savior via the press to be much concerned, at least until certain Slytherin allies decide that enough is fucking well enough.

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    26 Jan 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    May no ever be finished but a masterpiece nevertheless.