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    Shane gets added to the Ottawa Centaurs WAG group chat and gets the support network he didn't know he needed.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    “Ilya Rozanov,” Shane repeats slowly, letting himself taste the words. He grins. “Wow. You’re, like, a really good player. How come you’re in Canada for summer camp? Is that weird to ask? Sorry if that’s weird. I just meant-”

    Shane is cut off by a hand on his mouth. He flushes.

    “Too fast,” Ilya says. “My English… not good.”

    “Sorry,” Shane mumbles into Ilya’s hand. Ilya grins and shakes his head, curls dancing, as he pulls his hand away.

    “Is okay. Slow words. Okay?”

    This year marks thirteen year Shane Hollander's third summer at Coach Marakov's elite hockey training camp. In attendance for the first time: Ilya Rozanov, visiting from Russia. Shane isn't the most sociable, and Ilya's English isn't the greatest, yet the unlikely duo soon become the best of friends.

    It's just one summer, but it makes a world of difference.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Jackie wants to add Ilya to the Montreal WAG group chat.... but Lily is already in there

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    25 Jan 2026

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    There's a ghost in their new apartment. Not a scary one. A profoundly awkward one. It manifests when they're being intimate, sighing heavily or making the lights flicker in clear secondhand embarrassment. They name him ‘Gary’. They start daring each other to 'gross Gary out,' competing to see who can make the ghost sigh loudest or blow a fuse. Sex becomes a performance art piece aimed at horrifying a spectral Victorian prude. It's ridiculous, and it somehow frees them to try things they'd never have dared otherwise.

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    23 Jan 2026

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    “Arti-SEE-anal butt cream cake,” Ilya says, louder, stubbornly proud. “What? Why you laugh? They say it is arti-SEE-anal butt cream frosting. I say same thing.”

    Shane pinches the bridge of his nose. “Buttercream, Ilya. Butter-cream.”

    A sprinkle-shot challenge, a toddler-esque fight with JJ, and a fake fireplace later, Shane realizes this might be the best birthday ever.

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    23 Jan 2026