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After the Battle of Five Armies Thorin and Company have a new task: rebuilding their reclaimed home. Suddenly Bilbo finds himself up to his ears in responsibility and he surprises himself with how well he can navigate negotiations with elf dignitaries, farmers in Dale, and a dwarf king who has patience for neither.
But as Spring approaches a caravan from the Blue mountains brings something everyone had nearly forgotten: the dwarf woman Thorin promised his hand to many years ago.
Which is fine. It's all fine. It wasn't like Bilbo was falling in love with the king or anything.
That would be tragic.
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24 Jan 2025
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After being turned into a snake and unable to change back, Lord Voldemort is forced to turn to the only other living Parselmouth, Harry Potter. After making a deal, Harry agrees to help the Dark Lord return to his human form. SLASH HP/LVTMR
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18 Oct 2024
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
Mission Rank:
C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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18 Apr 2024
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Never thought I'd meet you here by IAmAwesomeMe
Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types
27 Mar 2025
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“Hi, um, are you still open?” he asks the teenager.
“Umm, yeah, I guess,” she said, without looking up from her phone.
“Can I order some food?” he asked.
“Whatdayawant?” She finally got up from her chair and put her phone down on the counter.
Luke looked at the menu that was pasted up above the counter. “Um, I’ll get three of those wraps, the pork ones? Those are like tacos, right, three feed one person?”
“Yeah, three should do you just fine.”
“So three of those, and a can of coke.”
“Got it. Three fifty-six.”
Luke did a double take. Were the prices straight out of the 80s too?
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13 May 2023
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“It should be an easy mission,” his Master said with his signature Skywalker grin. Obi-Wan stared at him, disbelieving.
Their missions were never easy when Anakin always went out of his way to make them as difficult as possible. Giving food to a town on the outer rim that was going through a famine? Not that easy because his Master would inevitably sniff out a secret human trafficking ring that they had to dismantle, nearly getting Obi-Wan taken and then the planet set on fire with Anakin’s rage. A diplomatic mission on Naboo with his Master’s favorite Senator? Not just that as Anakin nearly cut off the head of a politician that got too handsy with Obi-Wan when they were just dancing.
The amount of times that Anakin nearly started a war because someone looked at Obi-Wan a little too long…
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20 Apr 2023