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Branzy's in need for some quick cash. He says yes to a sketchy commission that he normally wouldn't. It's quite a surprise when he learns the customer is Clownpierce, reputedly the most dangerous man in the city. And in a twist of events, he hires Branzy. So what do you do when you're a redstone genius that's deathly afraid of your employer? Flirt with him, obviously.
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Clown gave a lopsided smile, his teeth sharp. “When it comes to what really matters, the house always wins, love.”
Branzy nodded thoughtfully, turning back to the machine. That makes sense then. He’s never been the best businessman—Rek was the expert on that normally. And—
“Hang on,” Branzy suddenly said, turning back around, “What did you just call me?”
Clown blinked innocently.
He stared at Clown for a moment more, before abruptly turning back to the machine. Branzy poked around in the mechanical guts, trying to keep his heart from picking up speed. Had Clown been … he couldn’t have been. Could he? Was he flirting?
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Biohazardous weapons, blood, and flirting-but-not-really included. Not beta read.
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02 Jan 2026
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This story belongs to George deValier. Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. I own nothing.
and credit to
the-observant-frisbeetarian.tumblr.com
for pulling these all together
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https://www.fanfiktion.de/s/60fc4f4e000b3a9e1f1e01d5/1 -
DRAPETOMANIA by badboyjimpossible
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Kaboodle SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
27 Apr 2026
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Percival Jest, disappointment to the Jest family. ClownPierce, the most feared Villain in Leven Stelen. A journey, start to finish, of one who ran away. One, who peers into hell's eyes with indifference.
This is his story.
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CLOWNZY superhero auSeries
- Part 1 of Leven Stelen (and associates)
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The day after Scar breaks up with Grian, the dead come back to life. Knowing that venturing out alone is a death sentence, the sudden onset of the apocalypse forces them to stick together despite the tensions between them. In the wreckage of the world, they're forced to survive side-by-side, coming to terms with the fact that—try as they might—there's no one they trust more than each other.
“Go!” Grian shouts as the monster charges, putting his whole force into the blow.
Scar watches, frozen stiff as Grian fights until blood and gore and viscera mark the creature up like a Pollock painting.
“What are you waiting for?!” Grian snaps when he finally notices that Scar is still standing there. He grips his weapon tight and attacks a final time, slamming the zombie down—good and dead—and standing panting over top of it, strained but victorious. He starts rushing from the scene, calling back for Scar over his shoulder. “Run!”
And in a way that’s as familiar to him as breathing, Scar chases after him.
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- Part 1 of There Are Monsters Nearby
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"How many more times are you going to do this, Clown?"
Branzy owns an amusement park and Clownpierce keeps killing his sponsors, which is really starting to stress him out. He was going to go broke if this didn't stop.
"As many times as it will take,"
Clownpierce is a serial killer that didn't have any intentions of stopping, atleast not until he got what he wanted, always as stubborn as ever.
And the universe seems to hate Branzy and does everything it can to ruin Branzy's day!
Branzy ends up taking Clown as an anonymous sponsor, how will that work out for him?
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2 idiots in a battle of insane love. Oh, and they both wear masks.
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18 Jul 2025
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