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Branzy's in need for some quick cash. He says yes to a sketchy commission that he normally wouldn't. It's quite a surprise when he learns the customer is Clownpierce, reputedly the most dangerous man in the city. And in a twist of events, he hires Branzy. So what do you do when you're a redstone genius that's deathly afraid of your employer? Flirt with him, obviously.
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Clown gave a lopsided smile, his teeth sharp. “When it comes to what really matters, the house always wins, love.”
Branzy nodded thoughtfully, turning back to the machine. That makes sense then. He’s never been the best businessman—Rek was the expert on that normally. And—
“Hang on,” Branzy suddenly said, turning back around, “What did you just call me?”
Clown blinked innocently.
He stared at Clown for a moment more, before abruptly turning back to the machine. Branzy poked around in the mechanical guts, trying to keep his heart from picking up speed. Had Clown been … he couldn’t have been. Could he? Was he flirting?
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Biohazardous weapons, blood, and flirting-but-not-really included. Not beta read.
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Bookmarked by P_AINTY
02 Jan 2026
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This story belongs to George deValier. Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. I own nothing.
and credit to
the-observant-frisbeetarian.tumblr.com
for pulling these all together
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https://www.fanfiktion.de/s/60fc4f4e000b3a9e1f1e01d5/1 -
DRAPETOMANIA by badboyjimpossible
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Kaboodle SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
27 Apr 2026
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Percival Jest, disappointment to the Jest family. ClownPierce, the most feared Villain in Leven Stelen. A journey, start to finish, of one who ran away. One, who peers into hell's eyes with indifference.
This is his story.
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CLOWNZY superhero auSeries
- Part 1 of Leven Stelen (and associates)
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The day after Scar breaks up with Grian, the dead come back to life. Knowing that venturing out alone is a death sentence, the sudden onset of the apocalypse forces them to stick together despite the tensions between them. In the wreckage of the world, they're forced to survive side-by-side, coming to terms with the fact that—try as they might—there's no one they trust more than each other.
“Go!” Grian shouts as the monster charges, putting his whole force into the blow.
Scar watches, frozen stiff as Grian fights until blood and gore and viscera mark the creature up like a Pollock painting.
“What are you waiting for?!” Grian snaps when he finally notices that Scar is still standing there. He grips his weapon tight and attacks a final time, slamming the zombie down—good and dead—and standing panting over top of it, strained but victorious. He starts rushing from the scene, calling back for Scar over his shoulder. “Run!”
And in a way that’s as familiar to him as breathing, Scar chases after him.
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- Part 1 of There Are Monsters Nearby
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"How many more times are you going to do this, Clown?"
Branzy owns an amusement park and Clownpierce keeps killing his sponsors, which is really starting to stress him out. He was going to go broke if this didn't stop.
"As many times as it will take,"
Clownpierce is a serial killer that didn't have any intentions of stopping, atleast not until he got what he wanted, always as stubborn as ever.
And the universe seems to hate Branzy and does everything it can to ruin Branzy's day!
Branzy ends up taking Clown as an anonymous sponsor, how will that work out for him?
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2 idiots in a battle of insane love. Oh, and they both wear masks.
Bookmarked by P_AINTY
18 Jul 2025
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA this fic is great :3
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Tenna gripped the sides of the vanity, looking at himself once again. He was an absolute mess. His antennas were bent in several places, drooping forward into his sight. His mouth was wide open, moaning out into the air, none of what he said making sense. His legs were trembling with the pleasure, and his body rocking back and forth quickly as the force of Spamton’s dick forced him to move. He gripped tighter onto the vanity, intensely looking at himself in the mirror.
-Seriously, if anyone knows why I cream my pants every time I write smut, PLEASE tell me!
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- Part 2 of Mr. (Ant) Tenna's Late Night Specials
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One simple ring of a phone could change the lives of two darkeners. Tongue spoken in static lead to promises that may or may not be true.
A partnership, quickly whispered and set into word. It was only a matter of time before Spamton and Tenna would meet.
And, it was only a matter of time until things crumbled in their hands.
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Big shot era “AU” (my take on how they met and what happened) basically. I think they’re neat. Also this’ll help me get a hold of their personalities better in my writing :)
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retrace your steps, you'll always find me by izd0g
Fandoms: Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game)
03 Jun 2025
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Don’t pass out. Don’t pass out.
That same mantra had been looping in Jesse’s head for what felt like days.
Don’t pass out. Don’t pass out.
His mind was blank otherwise, having zeroed in on his determination to keep going instead. To keep pushing through this twisted, sprawling foliage in the hopes that eventually, it will thin out to reveal someone, anyone, anything.
Will it ever? Don’t pass out. Don’t pass out.
He hasn’t run into anything in a while now. A sliver of hope emerges from the absent static in his brain.
Am I nearly there? Don’t pass out. Don’t pass out.
Where “there” was, he had no idea.
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Or, after his luck runs out, Jesse finds himself back in Beacontown under Lukas' care.(takes place post s2)
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The Forest's Blessing by EndenA, SoaringHopes
Fandoms: Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game), Minecraft (Video Game)
23 Mar 2026
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This story takes place in an alternate universe 10 years after the events of season 2.
Lukas has been travelling the world, studying biomes, cultures, and all the nature they each have to offer. BeaconTown has been on his list of destinations he's always wanted to visit, but when he finally gets there, he's shocked to find it's not all the tales and rumors have lived up to be. The BeaconTown he's been told of is no more. Many mysteries await him in town, and in the forest beyond it's border.
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Bookmarked by P_AINTY
06 Apr 2025
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THIS IS PEAKK!!!! dear lord ots long hut i am gravely in love with it
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"A Little Extra Topping." by rwabbit (Rwaxxie), Rwaxxie
Fandoms: Forsaken (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)
08 Mar 2025
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Elliot lowkey likes chance, but someones in the way and uhhh yeah u can figure out the plot from here gang (i accidentally uhhh messed up builder brothers pizza as pizza planet in some chapters, but im too lazy to fix smh)
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Elliot is a simple, honest pizza delivery man who wishes he could go to nursing school... He has no idea how or why he's gained the attention of a member of the Mafia....
No Archive warnings --> Individual chapter warnings in beginning notes.
DISCLAIMER: This was written BEFORE the Mafioso re-design (back when Eunoia was a skin and Mafioso's goons were called different things)
Still, he was mostly inspired by fanart anyways, so feel free to imagine him however you'd like ^_^