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Who the Hell is Borky by PandaMega
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Nov 2025
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Tony is such a good friend that he made a twitter account for his good friend borky bornes :))) he absolutely would never cyber-bully him or anyone else.
Just another twitter fic of the avengers being idiots on the internet for all to see.
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Captain America finally finds The Winter Soldier, Bucky, but he’s in a more critical and inconceivable condition than Steve had imagined. The experiments Hydra performed on Bucky’s body in efforts to create more Super Soldiers have gone too far, but Steve will be there for him in the aftermath. One-Shot. There’s a baby involved. I shan’t say more.
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Harry Potter has a scar. While it’s not the one the whole wizarding world knows about, it’s the first thing people see when they see his face. It’s the first thing Severus Snape sees when he runs into the lost boy on Diagon Alley, and it haunts him after he looses track of the child. He never would have guessed that the sad, abused child he’d seen that day was Harry Potter.
* Graphic violence tag refers to Harry’s abuse in the first two chapters.
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The contents of a suitcase can really tell you a lot about a person.
Steve brings home the wrong suitcase and is shocked by what he finds. What will happen when the owner of the suitcase shows up at his door?
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I Never Saw You Coming, I’ll Never See You Leave. by PandaMega
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Jan 2023
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Tom spends much of his summer before 6th year in a bomb shelter in Muggle London. He doesn’t expect to see his head of house until the year starts, but when a new Professor greets him at the orphanage, tall, young, and mysterious, Tom finds a new obsession that leads him on a different path.
Severus Snape doesn’t expect much from his new appointment as Potion’s professor, he certainly doesn’t expect one of his students to turn his life upside down.
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Stiles doesn't want to die a virgin. Derek doesn't want to let him. But Derek also has a lot of issues.
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Between trauma after being attacked by Quirrell, harsh comments from Snape and being told he has to go back to the Durselys, Harry has had enough. This summer he starts kicking back and watches as Dumbledore’s carefully laid plans for him crumble
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Bookmarked by PandaMega
03 May 2022
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Op healer Harry runs away after first year, new identity, saves two kneasels from fight, lives in knockout at white wyvern with vampires and werewolves. Good Snape
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Shake it, Bake it, Brew it
ToryoKoneko23Summary:
Between trauma after being attacked by Quirrell, harsh comments from Snape and being told he has to go back to the Durselys, Harry has had enough. This summer he starts kicking back and watches as Dumbledore’s carefully laid plans for him crumble
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Harry Potter and the Preposterously Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Dec 2024
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Harry is hoping for a less eventful second year than his first. Unfortunately, with a looming scandal that has the potential to break the Statute of Secrecy, Hermione's disturbingly hinged behavior, and by far the worst of all, Headmaster Gilderoy Lockhart, it doesn’t look like he’s going to get it.
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- Part 2 of Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog
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Bookmarked by PandaMega
28 Jan 2026
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Incredible and complex and sometimes dark crack. Hyper specific references and memes. Great vocabulary and academic/literary references.
Harry Potter and the Preposterously Illegal Blog
the_sentient_duckSummary:
Harry is hoping for a less eventful second year than his first. Unfortunately, with a looming scandal that has the potential to break the Statute of Secrecy, Hermione's disturbingly hinged behavior, and by far the worst of all, Headmaster Gilderoy Lockhart, it doesn’t look like he’s going to get it
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Harry Potter and the Ludicrously Illegal Blog by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Apr 2024
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No one bothers to tell Harry about the Statute of Secrecy or, for that matter, that electronics shouldn’t work in Hogwarts, so when he joins the magical world, he just continues writing his blog. The Muggle public is convinced he’s a brilliant fantasy writer, his friends are convinced he’s a menace to society, and MI6 is convinced Hermione is a Russian spy.
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter and the Illegal Blog
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27 Jan 2026
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Phenomenal crack
Harry Potter and the Ludicrously Illegal Blog
the_sentient_duckSummary:
No one bothers to tell Harry about the Statute of Secrecy or, for that matter, that electronics shouldn’t work in Hogwarts, so when he joins the magical world, he just continues writing his blog. The Muggle public is convinced he’s a brilliant fantasy writer, his friends are convinced he’s a menace to society, and MI6 is convinced Hermione is a Russian spy
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Harry Potter and the Dark Lord Solution by the_sentient_duck
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2025
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A botched ritual cast by a neo-Death Eater sends Harry, Hermione, and Ron back in time to the moment of Voldemort's resurrection. In the bodies of Voldemort, Bellatrix, and Lucius. It's time for fun and/or chaos to ensue.
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26 Jan 2026
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Very funny and unusual. A little dark
Harry Potter and the Dark Lord Solution
the_sentient_duckSummary:
A botched ritual cast by a neo-Death Eater sends Harry, Hermione, and Ron back in time to the moment of Voldemort's resurrection. In the bodies of Voldemort, Bellatrix, and Lucius. It's time for fun and/or chaos to ensue
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Harry Potter has never been good at lying under pressure, and his latest misstep lands him in deep trouble. Now he's the Lord of an extremely ancient, extremely Dark, previously extinct house of Necromancers. Lucky for him he has friends who can keep up and enemies that are determined to draw the wrong conclusions. Coming of age story about found family, terrifying your enemies, telling the man to shove it, and evil little abominations that just want ear scritches.
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Harry blinked. He had to stop himself from doing something very stupid, like screaming in a public place or trying to run and plowing into a wall.
Waiting a small distance from the exit to the elevator were the absolute last people he’d wanted to see. There stood Lucius Malfoy, looking about as composed as ever, though the sheen of sweat on the edges of his brow and the way his faint smile looked like it could shatter at any moment somewhat soured the image of perfect pureblood Lord. Next to him was Fudge, whose trembling hands squeezed each other white. There was a woman beside them, he didn’t know her but her stern and monocled form reminded him of a particularly cross McGonagall.
“Lord Mortis?” The Minister inquired
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26 Jan 2026
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Ch 19
Amazing, dark humor, compelling story, very interestingLord Mortis The Accident
BlueLaceAgateSummary:
Harry Potter has never been good at lying under pressure, and his latest misstep lands him in deep trouble. Now he's the Lord of an extremely ancient, extremely Dark, previously extinct house of Necromancers. Lucky for him he has friends who can keep up and enemies that are determined to draw the wrong conclusions. Coming of age story about found family, terrifying your enemies, telling the man to shove it, and evil little abominations that just want ear scritches.
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Harry blinked. He had to stop himself from doing something very stupid, like screaming in a public place or trying to run and plowing into a wall.
Waiting a small distance from the exit to the elevator were the absolute last people he’d wanted to see. There stood Lucius Malfoy, looking about as composed as ever, though the sheen of sweat on the edges of his brow and the way his faint smile looked like it could shatter at any moment somewhat soured the image of perfect pureblood Lord. Next to him was Fudge, whose trembling hands squeezed each other white. There was a woman beside them, he didn’t know her but her stern and monocled form reminded him of a particularly cross McGonagall.
“Lord Mortis?” The Minister inquired