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“Plotting & Scheming (& Just Generally Being Badasses)” – a screenplay for OFMD season 3 by PatchworkPirateBear
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
11 Aug 2024
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Do you wish you could watch OFMD season 3 right now? Would you like it to include Izzy, alive and well and a bit sarky? Do you want to see Ed & Stede communicate with each other, and grow as people, and also smooch quite a lot?
Join me for an adventure featuring many clever plans (and some stupid ones), epic fuckeries, multiple prison escapes, piracy of information, some strategic crossdressing, and a more-or-less historically accurate diving suit...
There will be a little bit of angst, and a whole load of silliness.
NOTE - I have the entire season plotted out, scene by scene, for a 10-episode arc. Will upload as and when I complete the full screenplay for each one (which I thought would be every couple of weeks, but isn't turning out that regular at all - sorry!).
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When newly divorced and newly out Stede Bonnet is dragged to a rock concert by his assistant, he thinks it will be a fun night out and a chance to be more social after isolating himself. Little does he know, he is about to attract the attention of the legendary Blackbeard, frontman of Queen Anne's Revenge.
Their meet-cute hits a bit of a snag when an incident at the concert threatens the nationwide tour Blackbeard and his band are about to go on, putting Stede under a spotlight he never wanted or asked for.
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- Part 1 of Ed, Actually Universe
- Part 1 of bonnypitty's SMAUs
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Ouch, My Spleen! (And Other Ways to Seduce Your Rescuer) by ratherthepoint
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Feb 2023
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When Lucius off-handedly mentions hearing about a crisis management training event looking for volunteers to be fake-rescued by firefighters, Stede doesn’t think long before saying yes. He never knows quite what to do with himself on weekends when he doesn’t have the kids - it’ll be a nice change from his normal aimless cleaning and Netflix binging. Plus, what an excellent chance to flex his acting muscles!
Or, Stede walks into a firefighter training exercise straight and leaves... not that.
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I Need A Hot Fireman And Some Lube by BonnetPetit, CharlieDC
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
24 Mar 2023
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Calling hot fireman! Do you have some spare lube? Local blonde needs help getting unstuck from sticky situations
Stede Bonnet keeps finding himself caught in situations that require rescue from the fire department, and he's not doing it on purpose! He's NOT! It just so happens that one of the firefighters at his local station is incredibly hot and charming and Stede wants to ask him out, if only he could stop being an idiot for five minutes.
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OR - the three times Ed rescues Stede and the one time Ed fucks him about it
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Accompanied with fanart by @thozaarmitage
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- Part 1 of A Small Match Lights A Big Fire
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Ed meets an adorably hot firefighter during a minor fire incident in his apartment building, and is totally normal about it.
(no he is absolutely not.)
(like not even a little bit)
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- Part 22 of Meet Cute 'Verse!