PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
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Ten times Steve seemed inhuman (and two times he was all too human) by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 May 2025
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Sometimes the changes the super soldier serum brings to a person are beyond mere enhancement of their muscles, healing, and senses. Sometimes it seems to bring them past human, and their behavior can seem a little animalistic at times. But of course, they're only human, just like the rest of their teammates. Sometimes you just need the most extreme of situations (and their closest friend) to see it.
(Not as ominous as the summary may sound, it's mostly fluffy scenarios with some of angst for spice)
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Why is it always Gotham that failed villains from other cities come to? At least Batman being turned into a giant feral cat isn't all that bad, not when he's focused on herding his children home, and the citizens of Gotham can safely watch from behind their cameras and post all about it.
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The Gift of Hyperfixation by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
07 Oct 2023
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Geralt hates being laid up, especially when it means that Jaskier insists on staying with him despite there being much more for him on the road than stuck in a single small village for at least a week.
But maybe he can fix that with a gift for Jaskier?
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- Part 5 of My connected Witcher fics
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James Barnes: The Underworld's Best Friend by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson, WinterSabbath
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
29 Jun 2021
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“I get called in every time these things happen.” James motioned to the room. “Then I offer my expertise.”
Steve blinked. “Do these things happen often or something?”
“Well, not to this magnitude, no.” At the blank look the team gave him, James shrugged. “Usually it’s a vampire forgetting they can’t prey on humans anymore. Or a banshee causing trouble in California. The occasional fairy goes on a chocolate-stealing spree and it’s my job to give them a stern talking to. That kinda stuff.”
“Excuse me?” Tony held up a hand. “What the fuck?”
In which Steve meets James Barnes—SHIELD’s consultant for all things supernatural—and discovers that there is a much bigger world waiting to be explored, and the man who introduces him to this world is a lot more charming than Steve expected.
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Five Odd Things About the Serum, Five Teammates, and Bucky by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
Fandom Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
05 May 2025
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The super soldier serum can be odd sometimes, no matter the era. Luckily, Steve has five teammates to see and understand the effects.... and Bucky too of course.
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My connected Witcher fics by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
08 Oct 2023
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how to boyfriend your local ghost-boy by lizardtailsfails
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, Danny Phantom
12 May 2023
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Bookmarked by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
13 Feb 2026
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Dean is seventeen when his body starts to change in ways he doesn’t understand. He’s exhausted, frightened, and running from a secret that’s already altered the course of his life.
In the woods, he finds a dying werewolf pup who becomes his only form of connection after so much time spent alone.
When he stumbles into the territory of the Seolu pack, Dean is forced into a world he doesn’t trust and doesn’t feel ready for. He doesn't believe that he has a place anywhere and expects little from wolves who see him as nothing more than an outsider. But as the bond between him and the pup grows, so does something unexpected with their quiet, distant leader.
There are unseen forces moving beneath the surface of the pack that neither Dean nor the alpha fully understands. And as they begin to surface, they threaten the fragile life Dean has started to build.
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18 Jan 2026
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Wolfblood by inexplicifics
Fandom Original Work, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
01 Apr 2025
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Medieval fantasy AU M'Laiden romance novel. Milena is sent off to Kaer Morhen to marry one of the barbarians there and seal a treaty. Lambert doesn't want a wife at all. They make it work.
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10 Jan 2026
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The Accidental Warlord and His Pack - Recommended Reading Order by inexplicifics
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
23 Sep 2025
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This is the Accidental Warlord and His Pack series, reorganized in an order that makes a little more sense. It's not precisely chronological, since some of the backstories are set well before With a Conquering Air, but it should flow nicely.
If you're interested in talking about this series, please come join the Discord server!
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Bookmarked by PerplexinglyParadoxialPerson
07 Jan 2026
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“I’m not looking forward to it,” Rowena tells him, as though that will absolve her of anything, “he may have a better solution for this, but the spell requires a smidge of spilled Grace. He’ll need to be hurt for this to work, and — Dean, all joking aside, you may be the only person fit to do this.”
“Oh, this’ll be great — go ahead, tell me why I’m the only one that can get butt-fucked to save the world.”
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To keep Earth from being scorched and born anew, Team Free Will needs to complete an interrupted spell, reset the intentions of said spell, and unfortunately, a figurative virgin symbolic of the Earth needs to be 'fertilized' by the very literal celestial body of an Angel.
Don't worry, though, they've got Angel cuffs, and the Angel cuffs certainly will not fail. 'Cause that'd be nuts.
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- Part 1 of Then Comes The Rain
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14 Sep 2025