Phantom531
Fandoms
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (19)
- House M.D. (2)
- Ted Lasso (TV) (2)
- The Last of Us (Video Games) (1)
- The Last of Us (TV) (1)
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The Last Of Me by Phantom531
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Last of Us (Video Games), The Last of Us (TV)
13 Jan 2026
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Izzy has been searching for his ex-husband since the outbreak. Alone. But he saves a stranger from a Clicker and realizes how alone he's been.
For Izzy Hands Bingo 2025 prompts Masturbation and Camping
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Somewhere on the airwaves, a pirate radioshow is playing...
(Now with fanart by @elizabethross-art)
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Izzy Hands has been hiding that he is a selkie since Hornigold stole his seal skin and kept him captive on his ship for years. He was able to get it back, but at terrible cost.
When Edward had retired with Stede, Izzy sailed on with the crew.
Then, six months later, Stede Bonnet reappears, without Ed, and hiding secrets of his own.
For Izzy Hands Bingo 2025 prompts MERFOLK and STAY
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New at his office job, Stede hears tapping on the other side of the wall...
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Canon Divergence Fuckery! Izzy and Stede kissed during the original fuckery and are in love. They now have to navigate the cursed suit situation together and Izzy helps Lucius with his trauma.
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- Part 9 of OFMD Canon Divergence Fuckery
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you pray for rain, i pray for blindness by tragicallynerdy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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"I came here to –“ Jim's teeth bare a little “- see if you were free this weekend.”
Ed mentally checks his calendar. He’d wanted to go see a film, but that’s about it. And it’s not like he wouldn’t set everything aside for Jim, anyway. “I’m free any evening you want.”
Jim squirms a little in their seat, refusing to make eye contact. “… I was hoping you might be free for the whole weekend.”
It stops Ed in his tracks. He stares at them, mouth open. “The whole weekend?”
Their scowl deepens, if that was even possible. “I want to try – the thing.”
“Gonna have to be a little more specific than that, Jimbo.”
Jim’s cheeks darken a little. They look away again. Ed probably shouldn’t find it so endearing how embarrassed they get over being forced to say what they want, but so help him, he does. “The edging thing. Like… orgasm denial and shit.”
The fourth installment of the Remington Steele AU, a series in which Jim is a detective, Ed is a con man and a thief, and they fuck their way into a messy BDSM rerelationship. This time featuring weekend long orgasm denial, trauma anniversaries, hurt/comfort, and so many smut scenes the author lost count.
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- Part 4 of the crown of love is not upon me
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 63,291
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 32
- Kudos:
- 16
- Bookmarks:
- 3
- Hits:
- 333
Bookmarked by Phantom531
05 Feb 2026
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Everyone on the ship is going to die, so Trent throws caution to the wind.
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- Part 51 of ted lasso snippets :)
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14 Jan 2026
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Freshly divorced, Stede Bonnet decides it’s time to start anew. Leaving his cushy life as an entomology lecturer in New Zealand behind, he takes on the role of Insect Keeper at Harthall Zoo. His new co-workers are passionate and caring (albeit overworked and underpaid), and Stede finds himself slipping into a comfortable state where things just seem to make sense. But there’s always a calm before the storm, and soon Stede is entangled in a web of whispers where no one seems to know the truth.
Initially posted as a Twitter, which will be a few sections ahead of the AO3 updates. Tags will be added with updates.
Bookmarked by Phantom531
24 Oct 2025
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every stone on the road precious to me by rockinhamburger for klb
Fandoms: Ted Lasso (TV)
05 Feb 2023
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There’s only one coaching team who would take this absurd chance on him, and Nate has slept with one-half of it.
“So it’s a choice,” Nate says, trying to control the tremor in his voice, “between being an assistant coach in the Premier League or—”
Beard stands. “I’m not here.” Then his statement is true because he’s left the room, closing the door behind him.
A sequel to yet another layer; in the aftermath of Liverpool, Nate has a great deal to consider.
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- Part 2 of live in the layers
Bookmarked by Phantom531
09 Oct 2025
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Trent Crimm is a reporter who doesn’t trust superheroes, even when he’s being rescued by one.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,206
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 5
- Kudos:
- 49
- Bookmarks:
- 9
- Hits:
- 500
Bookmarked by Phantom531
04 Oct 2025