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PTA Dad Wars: a dead wife, bi-erasure, and one very real, very tired First Sergeant of a husband by DamnSterek
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV)
28 Nov 2025
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Eds,
So I might’ve accidentally joined the Parent Council? They asked for volunteers and somehow everyone stepped back except me? I think I got tricked. And suddenly I’m in a group chat with twelve mothers, a dad named Rick who has no spine, and a principal who types like she’s angry at the keyboard.
Anyway, the moms are insane. They keep flirting with me. FLIRTING.
I kept saying “I’m married,” and they kept going “oh that’s sweet, but we’ve never seen your wife.” YOUR WIFE???
Babe. I think this is bisexual erasure?? I’m being erased. I’m being doubted in my own bisexual existence.
Do you know how insulting it is to have your very real, very hot husband dismissed because they’ve never seen him? I’m offended on behalf of our marriage. You need to come home before I have to bring Christopher as a witness.
Miss you. A lot.
—B.
Ps. Chris is fine. He got an A+ for the science project.
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14 Jan 2026
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“Most babies are born as accidents,” She says suddenly, like she’s decided that Buck has passed, that she can trust him with this.
Buck doesn’t really have an answer because that question hits way to fucking close to home. A year or so ago he would have said, yes, I was an accident, so I know how that goes, but Buck knows better now. Knows that he would almost give anything for that answer to still be yes. Evie’s finger works under the seal to rip it open, a stack of important looking papers dumping out onto the table in front of her.
“Not me,” she says without looking up as she organizes them into a neat stack, “I was engineered.”
And.
And Buck’s pretty fucking sure a giant, cataclysmic hole has ripped right open, dragging him down to the earth’s core where he vaporizes into dust.
{or Buck meets another savior baby and everything comes crashing down}
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12 Jan 2026
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Peppermint Tea and the Gays Next Door by hellskitchensmurdock for bbsmulti
Fandoms: 9-1-1 (TV), S.W.A.T. (TV 2017)
26 Jun 2025
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”I’ll go broke if I keep getting uber’s, Eds.”
”I’d pay for them.”
Oh?
(Narrator: He's about to discover it gets so much worse than this.)
Or, if Meth Lab JIm was Jim Street from SWAT, and he knew just how ridiculous it is that Buck and Eddie still aren't together
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05 Jan 2026
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Buck had always liked the nicknames Eddie used for him. He had particularly liked Cowboy, but since the lightning strike, Eddie didn’t use it anymore.
"Big Boy" was new, and got Buck all putty-like in Eddie’s hands, and he didn’t even know why. Eddie probably didn’t even mean it in any particular way. Afterall, he had no problem saying it in front of everybody else, so Buck didn’t know why it affected him so much.Bookmarked by PhantomSexta
02 Jan 2026
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1. Abuela's Birthday Party - The Littles are 2 years and 3 months old
2. Garden Party - Happens a few days after Abuela's Birthday Party, The Littles are still 2 years and 3 months old
3. Upcoming Changes - 8 or so months before the Littles are born
4. Terrible Things - Buck is 19 weeks pregnant with the Littles
5. Parental Guidance - Buck is 16 weeks pregnant with the Littles
6. Two Under-Two - The Littles are almost two years-old (23 months if you want to be specific)
7. Angelina's Quinceañera - Buck is 30 weeks pregnant with the Littles- Words:
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31 Dec 2025