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    Define normal by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    01 Nov 2025

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    On a perfectly average Tuesday night – as far as any night can be called perfectly average anymore nowadays – the sky goes pitch black above Manhattan, a violent storm rattles the roofs, vivid blue and purple lightning bolts illuminate the clouds.
    Once it is over, as suddenly as it began, news trickles in of difficult-to-explain phenomena occurring worldwide: The statue of liberty has changed color to a bright pink, an exact replica of the great wall of China has appeared across the Sahara desert, it rains feathers in Copenhagen for several hours, every single stapler on Sumba Island turns into a coat hanger, and Tony Stark wakes up from an impossible-to-wake-up-from coma.

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    03 Nov 2025

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    Mondays, am I right? by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    02 Dec 2024

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    “I finally saw the footage of Coney Island. What were you thinking?”
    “I was thinking we probably wouldn’t crash. Actually I wasn’t, uh… you know how you sometimes just operate on that part of your brain that was, like, originally reserved for hunting woolly mammoths?”
    “That’s an exceedingly verbose way to say ‘I was a fucking dumbass’.”
    Peter laughs. He rolls his head to the side to smile at Tony. “You know, Mr. Stark. I thought you were gonna be way more upset about all this.”
    “It’s been a long day,” Tony says.
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    Or: Tony dealing with the plane crash on Coney Island for a whole Monday. Shouldn’t take long.

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    02 Dec 2024

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    The fireman and the frog by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    02 Jul 2024

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    “What is your endgame here, young man?”
    Peter shrugs. “Slumber party.”
    “Do your parents know you’re here?”
    Peter grins and slouches in his seat. “Definitely.”
    “What makes you think Mr. Stark wants to see you?”
    The words make him feel suddenly hollow, when he had been doing such a good job at pretending none of this really matters. He can feel his grin waver but strains to keep it in place. “He wants to see me. He is— He wants to see me. He knows me.”
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    Or: Fourteen-year-old Peter took the gamble and traveled from his hometown Malibu to New York city for a ‘slumber party’ that, if it were up to him, will extend to approximately twenty thousand nights. He hasn’t seen Tony in five years, and going back home is not an option. But everything will be all right. Why wouldn’t it be?

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    02 Jul 2024

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    How to Mess with the Avengers (and Rhodey) by

    Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)  

    20 Jun 2024

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    … a guide by Peter Parker.

     

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    In which:
    1) The Avengers and Rhodey are 100% positive Peter is Tony's kid (it was obvious, come on),
    2) Tony insists Peter isn’t his kid (where did they even get that idea from, seriously?),
    and 3) Peter is caught in the middle (he was just trying to finish his homework before being jumped by the next supervillain of the week. He was not entirely successful.)

    But hey, why not cause some chaos in the meantime?

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    21 Jun 2024

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    Please obey the signs by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe  

    03 Feb 2024

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    “This young man claims to have been invited by you personally.”
    Tony has learned to read Happy’s expressions. That one is disapproval, and it’s highly familiar. “Peter is helping me out in the workshop today.”
    “Why?”
    “Uh.” Tony has enough presence of mind not to carelessly throw Peter’s alternative identity around. “He won a competition.”
    Happy’s expression flickers, grows tense. “I did not approve any competition that included a trip to Avengers Tower.”
    “Okay. Well. If we had theoretically organized a competition, he would definitely have won it.”
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    Tony’s life lately has been a perfect storm of incompetence. But perhaps he can get some solid spiritual advice from a mischievous teenager with a secret identity he meets by the side of the road one evening, like a lucky little leprechaun. If only Happy would stop being so paranoid about Tony inviting a random kid into Avengers Tower, sheesh.

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    03 Feb 2024