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“Oh,” she says. “Hello, sweets.”
Rio’s brain empties completely. “Hi.”
“What are you doing there?” Lilia asks, genuinely interested.
Rio glances down at the fern, then back up. “Um, I like plants.”
Agatha drops her head into her hands.
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Two months into their 'something', a misheard conversation throws everything briefly off-balance just in time for Christmas.
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- Part 2 of Patterns
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Agatha Harkness is fifty and recently divorced. After twenty years of lights-off, soulless sex, she is aching to feel another person’s skin against hers.
Dating can be difficult when you are effectively married to your career, so she hires an escort.
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Just another divorced-wives AU.
It’s been ten years since Agatha signed the papers on the life she and Rio were building, convincing herself it was the only way to let Rio chase the career she deserved.
Now they’re in the same room for the first time since the divorce, at a fiftieth birthday party, and Agatha is fighting a war between what she wants, what she’s terrified to admit, and what she still believes everybody else needs.
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“Statistically speaking,” Rio says, “what are the odds of us just happening to keep running into each other like this?”
Agatha looks out at the tracks. Her profile is calm. Her fingers, Rio notices, are worrying at a loose thread on her pocket.
“That depends,” Agatha says.
“On what?”
“On whether you’re asking as a scientist, or as someone who secretly hopes the odds are very low.”or
Rio and Agatha keep meeting on the morning commute
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- Part 1 of Patterns
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Agatha brings her son across the country with a brain tumour to the only person she trusts to save him: her ex-wife, the surgeon she hasn’t seen since their own son’s tragic death eight years ago.
Daniel looks heartbreakingly like Nicholas, and now his survival lies in Rio’s hands.
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i let my head spin (take all the weight off my shoulders) by empathyhoodie
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
26 Jan 2026
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"I want this," She says, plainly, "And it's fine if you don't. I understand. But if you're only holding back because you think I'll regret it in the morning…" She trails off, racks her brain for something to soothe Rio's overworking brain with, "Rio, I'm green."
It takes a minute for Rio to answer—brain quite obviously cracking and sparking, but then, "You want this." They say in a way that sounds more like a realization sinking in than a question.
And so Agatha, just to make Rio laugh, tilts her head so she's not speaking into the mattress, "What's a little bondage between friends?"
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Rio's never tied anyone up before. For some reason, as their best friend, this means Agatha has to get involved.
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the bondage fic
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- Part 1 of honey, this might be the place
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09 Jan 2026
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Agatha’s not exactly sure how she got roped into going to Las Vegas Pride. All she knows is that she’s here now, looking into the wanton eyes of an Elvis impersonator, wondering if anyone’s ever fallen in love over a slot machine.
or, the vegas meet cute slash smutty romp that turned out way more romantic and corny than i'd planned.
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30 Oct 2025
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“There’s one thing I should probably tell you, if you’re still interested in the room," Agatha said.
“I’m interested.” Rio looked up at her then, their eyes connecting again instantly. Blue meeting brown.
“I’m pregnant.” She watched for a reaction.
Rio pressed a hand to her heart. “Am– am I the father?” she stuttered theatrically.
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Agatha Harkness is pregnant, recently dumped, and in need of a roommate to help pay her mortgage. Rio Vidal just so happens to be looking for a place on Craigslist.
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19 Oct 2025
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Agatha Harkness is back in Westview. Newly divorced. Working nights. She didn’t expect to see Rio Vidal again. Then again, she never really knew what to do with her in the first place.
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There’s no rule against running into someone you haven’t spoken to in ten years and realizing nothing about them has changed except their hair and the exact angle of the knife they twist in your gut.
Agatha’s fine.
Agatha’s not mad.
She just wants to know who the fuck decided to keep that particular bit of very fucking important information classified.
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01 Oct 2025
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my safeword is safeword by AnonFandomBandit, orphan_account
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
31 Dec 2025
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“Oh, you’ll have to tie me down if you want me to submit to you,” Agatha explains casually.
Rio stares, trying to process that. “I need to tie you down?” she says, bewildered. “For you to… get into the correct headspace?”
“No, I will literally fight you if you don’t tie me up. And I mean entirely immobilized. I’ll claw your eyes out or try and bite you otherwise.”
Agatha Harkness has been accused of being a bad sub. She categorically denies it, and hires a dominatrix to prove it. She is by far the most interesting and challenging client Rio Vidal has ever faced.
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30 Sep 2025