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    In this story, Mirkwood is a hidden realm that very few know about. However, because the elves there can live over several thousand years old they are considered ancient and a myth from the rest of the world.
    However, they are greatly respected and no one truly knows who they are.
    In this story, Drizzt is born a few years later and is sixteen when the events in the book start taking place.
    However, Zaknafein decides that he has had enough and tells Drizzt they are leaving and they run away.

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  1. Public Bookmark 17

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    In which some clones rescue a Jedi in the deserts of Tatooine

    (aka, Jedi as a species of living spaceships because, y'know, why not?

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    08 Aug 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 16

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    The door opens behind them and slams shut. Leia storms in, giving Luke a dark look.

    “Do you know how much work it’s going to take to find that guy?” she says. “You didn’t get a name, Luke, and even if you had, Mandalorians don’t have names. You can’t just go around asking after the Mandalorian.”

    “Grogu can tell me about him.” Sort of. He doesn’t get exact words from Grogu so much as feelings and impressions. Right now he gets the feeling of lightness from where he’s sleeping on Han and Leia’s couch, so it must be a good dream. “I know he’s a bounty hunter.”

    “Well, that’s just great.” Leia folds her arms. “We’ll just go around and knock on every bounty hunter’s door and say excuse me, have you seen a metal man? We don’t know how tall he is or anything else about him, but my brother here has described him effectively as ‘shiny’.”

     

    Luke didn't actually tell Din everything he needed to know when he found Grogu. Han works to remedy that.

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    30 Jul 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 2

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    “I literally can’t believe this is happening.” Ahsoka says. “I can’t be related to Darth Vader. He’s evil!”

    “The force works in mysterious ways.” Obi-Wan says, shuffling his notes. “And you failed every wisdom check.”

    Podfic of Dungeons, Dragons & Darth Vader by lasicairn

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    10 Jul 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    ***PODFIC***
    Trailing behind every teacher is an even worse student.

    “Honestly, this is just getting ridiculous.”
    —Darth Sidious

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    02 Jul 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Length: 8 minutes (9 minutes with music)
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    “Guess it is true what they say,” Boil mutters behind him. “The Grey Wardens really will take anyone.”

    Despite his red-rimmed eyes, Fives grins. “Looks like the set up to a punchline. If two mages and an elf walk into a tavern…”

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    When the battle of Ostagar goes sour, Cody grabs what brothers he can and escapes into the Wilds. Trouble of an unexpected sort is waiting for them there.

    Podfic of in the ashes by picklebridge.

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    02 Jul 2025