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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Victor hates bugs (or at least this specific one)... almost to the point of paralysis. Along comes Yuuri to the rescue. A mini-story showing the angel cake that Victor Nikiforov really is, and how much Yuuri really loves it.

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    14 Dec 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 8

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    Yuuri Katsuki only wanted to finish his doctorate, study ice in peace, and keep his omega status very, very private.
    Then Professor Yakov Feltsman arrives in Tokyo with tales of strange auroras and a vanished Arctic expedition led by none other than Viktor Nikiforov, the explorer Yuuri has admired since he was sixteen. As rumours spread through scientific circles, Yuuri makes a decision no one expects of a quiet, anxious scholar: he will gather a team, follow Viktor’s trail into the far north, and become the first omega to make his mark in polar exploration.

    Somewhere beyond the Arctic Circle, Viktor Nikiforov is missing.
    Yuuri intends to find him.

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    I wanted a cosy but exciting winter story, so I decided to write about Viktuuri as arctic explorers. I was slightly inspired by His Dark Materials trilogy in terms of scholar/explorers and the magical arctic setting, but this is a wholly separate AU and doesn't have any other HDM elements except for daemons.

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    07 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    Victor Nikiforov turned gold at his third Olympic Ceremony in 1998. Desperate for a soulmate, he shocked the world one last time by giving up his rare passion bond to the ice for a soulmate that is destined to break him out of his golden shell. Victor now stands in the middle of the Red Square in Moscow nearly two decades later, functioning as a national treasure and tourist attraction alike; everyone who passes by takes a shot at holding his hand, hoping to be the one to finally wake him from his gold-plated slumber.

    Yuuri Katsuki is twenty-seven, a skating legend, and freshly retired from the sport that was his everything. The ice was his lover, and now that he can no longer skate, he has no purpose. His whole career had been based off the hope that one day, he would get the chance to skate alongside Victor once he was awakened. Yuuri was still growing, and Victor was still gold. He had to move on.

    Maybe it’s for the better. Yuuri was never special enough to touch him in the first place, much less be his soulmate.

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    02 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 3

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    N.Y.X

    You know 'em, you love them, they're the rock band of our time.

    RETIRED DANCER NIKIFOROV DELVES INTO ROCK
    VIKTOR NIKIFOROV, PRODIGY DANCER, DEBUTS AS SINGER
    IS THIS NEW VIKTOR A FLOP?

    N.Y.X, built mostly on the rep of Viktor Nikiforov, is a thriving rock band. What most of it's raucous fanbase don't know is that Viktor is hiding a secret.

    He's into guys. Specifically one chocolate eyed, black haired guy.
    A guy who claims to be an introvert but chooses the most showy interests ever.
    A guy he wishes he could parade around for the world to see, but has to hide the ring that hangs on his necklace to protect.

    It doesn't help that, in certain spaces on the internet, his guy has made a name for himself too.

    Maybe not as big as Viktor, but big enough for it to become a problem.

    How will they deal with the fact that their love is becoming too big for the britches it's hiding under?

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    20 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 28

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    01 Mar 2025