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Nothing's Gonna Scare Us Now by ProjectPaperclip
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
08 Jan 2022
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"I think it's too late for them. Quick, reverse into a wall, Phil. It's the only way."
Phil heard Sapnap shout from behind him, "Ew, get your feet out of my face!"
"Don't worry George, you can put your feet in my face any time ;) ," Dream smirked.
"You're right. Brace yourself, Techno mate."
"Wait wait wait Phil NO-"
"WE REPENT! WE REPENT!"
"Classic dadza, committin' tax fraud and killin' the kids!"
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The Dream SMP ensemble go on a field trip.
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Bookmarked by Stardust320 (ProjectPaperclip)
16 Nov 2025
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Reasons Neil had Died
- He cried too much as a baby, and his father made him stop
- He cried too much as a baby, and his mother tried to muffle the sound, and in her terror she silenced him for good
- His father wanted to hurt someone, and Neil was nearby
- The runners came for his mother, and they found him instead
- His mother hid him in a shack and left him alone as the heat soared
- They tried to run, and his father caught them
- They tried to run, and the runners caught them
- They ran, and they ran, and they ran, and they were still running and it didn’t matter, because his father would not stop, and he picked them off in one world after another until there was nowhere left to hide
Reasons Neil had Lived
- He didn’t know, but there were eight
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Bookmarked by Stardust320 (ProjectPaperclip)
23 May 2025
- He cried too much as a baby, and his father made him stop
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“Have you considered the possibility that Neil has chosen you, but believes you have not chosen him?” Renee says. "Have you ever explicitly told him what you want?”
“Neil knows what I want,” Andrew snaps. This is not Andrew’s fault.
“How do you know?”
Because Neil always knows. He is as fluent in Andrew’s micro-expressions as he is in German and French. He knows which head tilts mean “go on” and which ones mean “shut up.” Without ever asking, he learned what it meant to see Andrew wearing double layers of long sleeves, or taking multiple showers in a day, and learned to hand Andrew the car keys.
That has always been the most terrifying thing about Neil — his patience to wait, watch, listen, learn. The prospect that if Neil were given enough time, there would be no part of Andrew that was just Andrew’s anymore.
“He has to know,” Andrew says.
“Does he?” Renee says. “Have you ever known Neil to assume that he is wanted?”
Five times Neil tells someone that he and Andrew aren’t dating, and one time Andrew uses his words to set the record straight.
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Bookmarker's Notes
made me feel very abnormal thank you
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Most people who were unlucky enough to meet Jonathan Sims assumed he had no friends. This was true, up to a point two months after Jon became a researcher at the Magnus Institute: afterwards Jon had no friends, except for Sasha James.
In which Timothy Stoker is attributable to a fake dating scheme, Gerry Keay is attributable to witchcraft, Martin Blackwood is attributable to an ill-advised crush, and Daisy Tonner is attributable to soulmates.
And in which Sasha James is attributable to arson.