Gifts for Proko

List of Gifts

• Kissing the Apache by LadyLustful for FakeCirilla9, Nichiko, Proko

  Fandoms: Inglourious Basterds (2009), Winnetou - Karl May  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  16 Nov 2020

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Old Shatterhand/Aldo Raine
  • Aldo Raine
  • Old Shatterhand
  • The Basterds
  • I Can't Believe I Wrote This
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • I Was Drunk When I Wrote This
  • Crack Crossover
  • Crack Relationships
  • Crack and Angst
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • crackship armada
  • Old Shatterhand is gay
  • Old Shatterhand has a thing for pretty dudes trying to kill him
  • Alternate Universe - World War II
  • gay kissing
  • What Have I Done
  • Out of Character
  • but then men do weird things under extreme stress
  • Why Did I Write This?
  • I apologise
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • shameless flirting

  Summary

  Old Shatterhand lives almost a century later, in arguably the worst time ever to be a gay German. But falling for a knife-happy Apache is still a constant.
  Crack. Oneshot. Written because I hate my country and I need pretty men to distract me.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  289

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  3

  Kudos:

  18

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  393

• Wiewióra z wiewiórem by LadyLustful po polsku (LadyLustful) for FakeCirilla9, Proko, Nichiko, Filigranka

  Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  10 Nov 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Original Elf Character(s)
  • Original Witcher Character(s)
  • lekarze
  • medical drama
  • Farce
  • Comedy
  • Vulgar Humour
  • Foul Language
  • inspirowane Andrusem
  • choroby przenoszone drogą płciową
  • tekst nie jest o rzeczpospolitej
  • tylko że kurna jest
  • sprośna komedyjka z poważnym morałem

  Summary

  Piosenka o elfie z typowo ludzką chorobą,
  albo o tym, jak to nie należy denerwować lekarek i atakować tych, od których może się potrzebować pomocy,
  vel sprośna komedyjka z morałem, który wkradł się mimo najszczerszych chęci autorki.

  Language:

  Polski

  Words:

  308

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  92

• Opowieść polonisty by LadyLustful po polsku (LadyLustful) for FakeCirilla9, Filigranka, Nichiko, Proko, Ad_Absurdum, Rudbeckia_bicolor, Haszyszymora

  Fandoms: multifandom, polskie lektury, polish literature  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  13 Sep 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply

  Summary

  Żarcik polonistyczny, znajdź wszystkie odniesienia literackie.

  Language:

  Polski

  Words:

  166

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  7

  Kudos:

  22

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  149

• Do domu wrócimy... by LadyLustful po polsku (LadyLustful) for Filigranka, Proko, Nichiko

  Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  11 Sep 2020

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kitty Pryde
  • Erik Lehnsherr
  • Community: polskie_fandomy
  • polskie fandomy są najlepsiejsze
  • okruszek okruszeczek okruszątko
  • melancholia
  • świat nie jest z puchu ani pluszu
  • Erik Has Feelings
  • Sad Erik Lehnsherr
  • Erik Lehnsherr is Not a Happy Bunny
  • Angst and Feels
  • Introspection
  • Polski | Polish

  Summary

  Kitty i Magneto rozmawiają o przyszłości.

  Series

  • Part 4 of Okręt mój płynie dalej

  Language:

  Polski

  Words:

  141

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  63

• Like a Mirage (Riding on the Desert Sand) by LadyLustful for Yuri_Onna, Proko, Assassin_J, flannelmoth

  Fandoms: Assassin's Creed - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/F, F/M, Multi
  • Complete Work

  17 May 2020

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad/Maria Thorpe
  • Adha/Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
  • Adha/Maria Thorpe
  • Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad/Maria Thorpe/Adha
  • Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad
  • Adha (Assassin's Creed)
  • Maria Thorpe
  • Fix-It
  • Threesome - F/F/M
  • Polyamory
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Canon Het Relationship
  • Femslash
  • Lesbian Sex
  • Voyeur Altaïr
  • Recreational Drug Use

  Summary

  A woman falls in love with a man and his first love.
  Threesome fixit romance, wherein Adha lives and ends up falling in love with Maria just as Maria falls in love with Altaïr.

  Series

  • Part 13 of Threes

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  430

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  16

  Hits:

  421

• Raz wiedźmak chutliwy w Temerii by LadyLustful po polsku (LadyLustful) for Proko, invisible_cities, FakeCirilla9

  Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  15 Nov 2019

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion
  • Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia
  • Jaskier | Dandelion
  • Comedy
  • Humor
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Poetry
  • Bad Poetry
  • Bad Jokes
  • Friendship
  • Fluff
  • okruszek okruszeczek okruszątko
  • rating za jedno słowo

  Summary

  Jaskier tworzy, Geralt odkrywa granice cierpliwości i ukryty talent.
  Wzmiankowane opowiadanie "Wiedźmin".

  Language:

  Polski

  Words:

  134

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  29

  Hits:

  254

• Scotch Me Tea Who You by LadyLustful for FakeCirilla9, Proko, Nichiko

  Fandoms: X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men (Movieverse)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  31 Aug 2019

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Erik Lehnsherr
  • James Proudstar
  • Charles Xavier
  • Erik swears in Polish
  • Magneto's potty mouth
  • Warpath is a teenager
  • Erik Lehnsherr is Not a Happy Bunny
  • Swearing
  • Humor
  • Parody
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Crack
  • Explicit Language
  • Poor Charles
  • rated for language

  Summary

  Erik is angry, Warpath is confused, and Charles is angry.

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  137

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  19

  Hits:

  162