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“So you’re just going to throw away the sanctity of movie night for some pussy, man? That’s low of you; real fuckin’ low, Den.”
They’re standing too close again, in the way that Mac used to think meant something and now knows doesn’t.
He registers the bite of blunt nails in his palm before he even realizes how angry he is. He knows that he should step away, cool off for a minute, but when have either of them ever done that?
Mac sucks in an unsteady breath and then lets it out. Those yoga cunts don’t know what the hell they’re talking about, though, because it doesn’t help for jack shit.
He takes another breath and actually feels a little calmer this time; maybe it’s working.
Then Dennis has to go and ruin things, like usual.
“Dick, actually.”
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11 May 2026
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Dennis couldn't imagine what his life would be without Mac, so much so that he would do anything to secure that Mac would stay by his side no matter what.
Anything.
So, when Dennis gets himself wrapped up in a multiple year-long system designed to keep Mac close to him, he finds himself woefully unprepared to deal with the messy aftermath of it all.
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aka toxic gays run around in circles for twenty years while dennis tries to convince himself he's not gay using various shitty explanations featuring some car crashes and oklahoma
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07 May 2026
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Mac and Dennis Start an OnlyFans by fulltimegirlfailure
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
29 Apr 2026
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“Any sexual contact between us would therefore be, logically, academy award worthy.”
After The Gang ragebaits Dennis into a viral meltdown, the internet is thirsty to see Mac and Dennis get it on. Cue humiliating deepfakes, the art of making smut and plenty of homoerotic cruelty as Dennis desperately tries to regain control of his image and get his 'happy ending'.
Can Dennis keep Mac fed on scraps or is it true that he can’t live up to expectations?
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28 Apr 2026
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Ah, I thought, having to confront at Mr Wooster’s utterance the very description I had taken pains to avoid dwelling on. Mr Wooster had regular nightmares featuring his aunt as a three-headed dragon and in these dreams I was his knight (in shining armour).
Or, when a rummy dream-sharing epidemic sweeps across the United Kingdom, Bertie and Jeeves learn more about one another dreams than they may have cared for.
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12 Feb 2026
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Gallery owner Louis DuLac is many things. Closed-off, abrasive, and incredibly protective of his younger sister, Claudia. Which is why he's more than apprehensive when his assistant, Madeleine, begins spending time with Claudia, hoping he does not notice. Though he is determined to keep them apart, Louis finds himself distracted from the task at hand due to the reappearance of a work rival, who inexplicably seems desperate to date him.
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22 Jan 2026