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The fae cannot lie—but that does not make them honest. Bound to truth, yet they embrace deceit.
Many believe creatures who cannot lie must be easy to outwit. Those mortals rarely survive long enough to regret the mistake, for the fae’s games are cruel, precise, and merciless—and every grave consequence is earned without a single false word spoken.
Or; A Fae King meets a skeptical mortal trapped in a fairy ring.Series
- Part 3 of Cookie Run fics
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23 Feb 2026
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Past Reason, Into Faith by thepizzasitter
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pokemon Legends: Z-A (Video Game)
21 Dec 2025
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“Did you get tired, or did you see reason?”
Philippe blinks, brow heavy as he frowns.
What a loaded fucking question. He opens his mouth.
“And don’t lie to me. I don’t like liars, and I want to like you. It would be a waste not to.”
Closes his mouth.
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25 Dec 2025
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A Con Artist, A Mafia Boss, An Arsonist, A Hitman and A Delinquent Cause A Scene Outside Of A Bar by hyperbolic
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
05 Dec 2022
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Kristin needs a mortgage for her money laundering scheme.
Phil wants alibis who won’t ask any questions.
Wilbur needs a landlord that will overlook his felonies.
Techno requires a good washer and dryer that can clean blood easily.
Tommy wishes CPS would get off his ass.
Each with their own agendas, flaws and secrets, these five are pushed with the common goal of needing to come together as a family in order to evade the law.
Or: SBI need to pretend to be a family in order to avoid the police's suspicions.
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- Part 1 of A Con Artist Universe
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26 Feb 2025
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“We can strike a deal.” Dream offers. “You can spare the town.” It’s almost a plea, in the way he says it.
“I could.” The pirate says, Dream staring straight ahead with clenched fists. “I could leave the rest alive. I could go back on my ship, return to my captain, and leave you as you are.”
Wilbur leans closer to the ledge of the window, straining his ears to catch their voices, trying to see every single detail, since he might be the only one left in this building to witness it.
“But.” The Blood God stops in his pacing, a wide grin on his face. “You have something he wants.”
He then lifts his chin up, looking straight at Wilbur.
“Or someone.”
Wilbur freezes, the air in his lungs feeling stuck as he sees red.
(Or, Wilbur was stolen from his family as a baby to be used as a threat so that The Angel of Death, the world's most infamous pirate, could be kept at bay. But Phil's learnt how to gather together loyal crew, and now they've finally come to get back what belongs to him.)
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06 Nov 2024
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I have to bookmark this or I will fonish it in one go and not do my homework today aughgaugh I'm having the time of my life here
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Mac And Dennis Get Ambitious by bluemonday1988
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
15 Nov 2023
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Dennis isn’t sure how exactly he got to this point.
He’s even less sure that it’s a good idea, that he isn't making one of the worst mistakes of his entire life, because he very well could be. He’s spent years committed to the notion that this sort of situation would never happen, could never tear apart his fragile sense of equilibrium beyond hope of repair. And now he’s gone and thrown all that hard work straight out the window, and he can’t even be sure that he’s mad about it.
The only thing he's certain of is that he doesn’t want it to stop.
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Mac And Dennis Fuck Nasty
*iasip title music*Series
- Part 2 of the season 16 macdennis dissertation
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21 Nov 2023