Qrtemio
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"It's not Xenophobia, believe me" by Qrtemio
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
05 Oct 2025
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Phainon swears he's not xenophobic, but then he realizes that maybe, just maybe, he should change his mind a little.
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Phainon loves Mydei, he knows that he won't stop loving him if he doesn't live up to expectations, so why does he feel this way?
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Wait, you were getting ready for your heat? by Qrtemio
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
19 Aug 2025
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Mydei has been acting strange, but Phainon is stupid
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Not in heat but not fully conscious either, It's time for Mydei to prepare for his heat, starting with a nest.
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Mydei just wants a mark, is it really that hard? In his opinion, Phainon is stupid
Recent bookmarks
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Mydei’s Accidental Guide to Parenthood by FourNineSix
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
27 Feb 2026
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“Long story short, Mydei’s messing with a DILF.”
Titans strike him down now.
Or, Mydei shouldn't have asked for a job to randomly appear in his life if he couldn't deal with the repercussions.
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- 7/9
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Bookmarked by Qrtemio
28 Feb 2026
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chat what do i do when my amnesiac rival keeps calling me his wife by autumnyuyu
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
21 Feb 2026
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“What’s wrong? Why did you guys get so weird when I said Mydei is my boyfriend? Are you hiding something from me?”
“No, not at all. We were just not used to you calling him boyfriend because…”
“Because?”
“Because you’re engaged!” Castorice adds, panicked. She mouths “I’m sorry” as Mydei shoots her a look of betrayal.
According to three-time VCT Champion Phainon, he’s been secretly dating Mydei for the past three years. According to his rival Mydei, he has to fake-date his amnesiac crush under doctor’s order. Championships is only two months away, will the Chrysos Heirs set a new record by taking home another victory?
Bookmarked by Qrtemio
21 Feb 2026
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What is the Foil to Joy? THEY Do Not Know, Yet THEY Feel it is the Most Apt Description by almduste
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
18 Jan 2026
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Akivili has disappeared, THEY are gone. How does Aha learn what this feeling of not-happiness is? Because THEY sure aren't feeling joyful for this.
AKA
Aha doesn't know what grief is for 338 words.
Bookmarked by Qrtemio
13 Feb 2026
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The Fatui's Guide to Pretending Your Boss Isn't Dead by PrinceWinter
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
05 Dec 2022
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The problem: You, a rank-and-file Fatui soldier, have just witnessed your boss, the second of the Fatui Harbingers, scream at the sky and drop dead. You have a week until your ship arrives back at Zapolyarny Palace and you have to explain to the Tsaritsa how you managed to let one of her most precious Harbingers die.
The solution: You pretend he’s alive for as long as possible, so that when he is found dead later, it will be considered entirely unrelated to the time you were supposed to keep him safe.
The method: Lie. Like. A. Dog.
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Alternate Title: Weekend At Dottore's
Bookmarked by Qrtemio
23 Jan 2026
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Two roommates are extraterrestrials who have taken a human form, settled on earth with their own hidden agendas. Unfortunately, both Phainon and Mydei are from different planets respectively, and they both think the other is the normal human in their apartment.
Oh, and their downstairs neighbor who is a massive conspiracy theorist and has accurately nailed down Mydeimos’ trail, somehow… blames it on Phainon instead??
Earth is very strange...
Series
- Part 1 of Extraterrestrial
Bookmarked by Qrtemio
04 Jan 2026