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  1. Public Bookmark 18

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    “It’s less calories than beer, and more efficient.” Cookie downs another portion, almost done.
    Clav, remarks without looking up, “And you don’t need any more of those, huh.”

    Cookie chokes on his last sip.

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    Clavicular and Cookie’s complex and difficult relationship with themselves and each other, which results in complex feelings. Complex solutions.

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    08 Mar 2026

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    peak

  2. Public Bookmark 98

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    “You lost, Princess?”

    She adjusts the bag over her shoulder and glares at him. “For your information, asshole, I am here for auditions.”

    “Why? You got room for a second pole up your ass?”

     

    [a strip club au]

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    17 Feb 2026

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    total drama stripper au woohooo

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    Rozanov cocked his head. “You speak Russian? Or just the curse words?”

    “Yes, I speak Russian,” he snapped, defensive and angry. He knew that it had been a mistake to even try to be friendly with Rozanov. “Why? Do I not look Russian to you?” He scoffed.

    “No, not really,” Rozanov said. Some of his teammates laughed, although they mostly looked surprised that Shane was speaking to them at all. Rozanov didn’t laugh, though. “Are you Russian?”

    “Go fuck yourself.”

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    Despite an inauspicious start, when Russia’s Ilya Rozanov learns that Canada’s Shane Hollander is fluent in Russian at their first World Junior Championships tournament, it changes everything and sets them on a different course. Instead of being branded as rivals from the very beginning, Ilya and Shane start off as friends.

    And, after all, a little friendly rivalry never hurt anyone, did it?

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    05 Jan 2026

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    When Harry fails to keep his anger at bay and Voldemort possesses his mind, the events that follow lead him down a long road to realizing the world isn't as black and white as it seems.

    Chaos, hilarity, and tragedy ensue with a Dark Lord being honest all the time, a rival becoming something else, and a world demanding to be saved. Featuring frightened Death Eaters, deep conversations with a monster, Pureblood traditions being ridiculous, and the fight to do the right thing with no true options.

    Harry's life just gets more and more bizarre with each passing moment.

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    Or, the one where Harry's life gets split in half, and he has to figure out how to bring it back together.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    so beautiful and i love how voldemort is written, i’ve never read anything like it + very sad and cried but happy ending

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    Sirius is in boarding school, Remus is in hospital, and they don't know each other until Sirius texts the wrong number.

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    21 Aug 2023

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    aww cuties