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Is your Emil sad? Will your new Minako be compatible with your sister’s Celestino? Have you lost your Phichit? Are you thinking about ordering a Georgi?
ISU Customer Service is happy to answer your questions. In this section you will find owner’s handbooks of all our YoI units, frequently asked questions and troubleshooting.
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“Standard home protection charm formula is ‘protect the caster’s home’. As lovely as I find Cloud Recesses, this place is not my home. If I made a traditional protective talisman, it would be ineffective.”
Only very few people who could read Lan Wangji would notice how his gaze clouded with sadness and longing at Wei Wuxian’s words.
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Of modified talismans, accidental confessions and Gusu Lan’s single (one-time!) permission to run inside Cloud Recesses.Series
- Part 1 of Talismanology
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Under your wings by Qwertzu
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jan 2021
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For all that Uncle Jiang Cheng half-heartedly threatened to break Jin Ling’s leg or forbade him to come back from night hunting unless he killed the most monsters, there was no place in the whole wide world where Jin Ling felt safer than in his Uncle’s arms.
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Trineless by Qwertzu824 (Qwertzu)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
26 Jan 2019
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It was unheard of. The thought was almost blasphemous—a Seeker youngling who wants to stay trineless.
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Not a speck of blue on him by Qwertzu824 (Qwertzu)
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Generation One
26 Jan 2019
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Jazz’s visor reset in surprise as he finally saw the sparkling. It was a small grey mechlet with red chevron and probably blue optics—hard to tell, they were white with static right now. His doorwings—doorwings!—drooped sadly as he hugged his knees and sobbed. A Praxian sparkling! Rusted pit, Praxus fell but five vorns ago and there were only three Praxians left!
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Who wouldn't want to date Yuuri and/or Viktor?
Nobody is immune to their charm - including random strangers, who unfortunately have no idea the two are happily married and totally smitten with each other...- Words:
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Terran leave |ˈtɛrən liːv| n. The abandonment of work or duty without permission, executed in the dramatic fashion typical of the Terran race.
An account of First Mate Fred Lahiri’s enigmatic and not at all commented upon departure from the salvage ship Octothorpe, its effect on the long-suffering crew, and the entirely rational course of action undertaken by the captain to bring him back.
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10 Jan 2026
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When the war ended, the victorious Corbash Empire were not entirely ruthless with their demands. In the terms of surrender lay a curious clause, though:
One officer from the defeated Lissial Confederation, to be joined in marriage to the victorious General Nicul Druken.
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- Part 2 of Sassysnowperson's Original Works
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07 Jan 2026
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Roronoa Zoro has a problem. He wants to adopt Chopper, Chopper's temporary guardian wants Zoro to adopt Chopper. Chopper wants Zoro to adopt Chopper. But Zoro is broke and has a bit of a past and the World Government very much would prefer Zoro doesn't adopt Chopper. It seems hopeless.
Trafalgar D. Water Law has a problem. He is finishing his residency and wants to stay in the East Blue as an ER doctor. Rayleigh the head of the hospital wants him to stay. The whole hospital wants him to stay. But Doflamingo wants Law back home and has pulled enough strings to fuck with his visa and immigration status and he might have to leave the East Blue. It seems hopeless.
But nothing is ever hopeless when Luffy gets an idea. And two men who feel lost, will very much be found.
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24 Dec 2025
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You've got a friend in me by boleyn13
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jun 2016
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After faking his death in the Dark World Loki is free to do what he wants. Instead of leaving everything behind Loki is driven by his thirst for revenge and won't find peace before he destroyed every single one of the Avengers. This time though he won't use violence, but the weapons of the God of Mischief: trickery, deceit and illusion. Loki decides to befriend the Avengers. However they won't know it's him. Not until he is close enough to strike. Unfortunately Loki didn't consider the possibility that he might get too close.
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22 Feb 2016
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All Hail the Dark Lord, Or Something Idiotic Like That by NinjaPandaScholar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Feb 2024
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Harry Potter had a plan...it wasn't a very good plan, but at least it was simple.
Step 1: Don't die from the insanely difficult ritual
Step 2: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible before getting killed and/or arrestedAs it goes, it was really simple...until it became clear he wasn't traveling back in time alone. Now the whole plan has to change.
Step 1: Don't die from the ritual
Step 2: Kill off current Dark Lord
Step 3: Establish following to become new Dark Lord
Step 4: Overthrow Ministry
Step 5: Cause as much chaos to the timeline as possible
Step 6: Keep boyfriend alive and not mad at himIt was a work in progress, but plans hadn't worked out well for Harry in the past regardless. Oh well, it's not like he could make things worse...
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19 Oct 2025