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    Kirk is working at Starfleet's Department for Interplanetary Affairs, when he'd rather be in the stars. But he takes comfort from texting with his online chess buddy.

    Spock was born to be a prince, but his speech impediment makes it impossible to fit into his father's plans for him. Only in writing does he show his true self.

    But when they meet in person, not knowing each other's online identities...they could hardly get along worse.

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    26 Jan 2026

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    After his death, Achilles finds himself in the underworld. Prepared to face his judgement and eternity, he marches into hell, only to learn that Patroclus never arrived. He sets up vigil outside the gates, and waits.

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    'Where is he?’ he demanded, his voice breaking against the colossal thrones like a wooden spear against the walls of Troy. The crowd stirred over his shoulder, whispers amongst ghosts, but Achilles paid them no mind.

    ‘And who do you speak of?’ asked Minos, the barbs of his lashing tongue catching Achilles’s skin, tearing what little remained unmarked. He turned his attention to the last of the judges, and spoke solely to Rhadamanthus.

    ‘Patroclus.’

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Achilles waits for Patroclus in the underworld, but Apollo has other plans.

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    22 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 42

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    Jim Kirk is a minor league center fielder who's a top prospect for wearing a Triple-A jersey next year and also for entering the off-season without that date he's been meaning to ask for.

    Spock is the bleacher-seat season ticket holder he might have fallen in love with about 50 home games ago, whose tongue is about the only thing in the stadium more impressive than Jim's work with a bat.

    They're both just hoping the night ends in a win, in more ways than one.

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    13 Jan 2026

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    By the end of their 5 year mission Jim hasn't been carded in over a year, he no longer looks like a member of whatever the current heartthrob boy band is, and yeah -- he's most definitely going grey.

    But Spock? Oh, well, he doesn't mind.

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    09 Jan 2026