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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    Despite Luz’s efforts to quite literally hold the portal together so her friends could escape, it doesn’t quite work. They end up in the human realm yes, but it’s just not Luz’s human realm.

    Hawks has always been happy to serve the commission, he has to be, but this time he can’t help but feel grateful when he’s given this particular mission. When he gets the orders to keep watch over this gaggle of children who he found in the woods, his acceptance and readiness to work is a little less forced this time. He can’t help himself, he’s curious, especially about the blond kid who for some reason sounds like him.

    Aizawa didn’t sign up for adopting looking after five more problem children, but like hell he’s leaving this clusterfuck of a group in the hands of Hawks of all people.

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    08 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 77

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    What if imprisonment didn't make the Beast of Deceit Vengeful?
    What if it made him desire a second chance at being the Virtue of Knowledge?

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    Shadow Milk Cookie escapes the Silver Tree with hopes of receiving forgiveness for his time as a Beast so he may return to his position as a virtue. However, he has not realized just how long he has been imprisoned for. Before he has any chance of being a virtue once again, he must relearn the ways of the world, including how to speak the common language.

    The silver tongue of the Master of Deceit is useless when there's nobody it can be spoken to with, though there's one especially compassionate ancient willing to meet him halfway.

    I wonder what could ensue from this..

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    30 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    Rodger wakes up as usual one day to find a revolver and a box of .38 Special rounds on his desk, but neither he nor the other Toons have any clue what these objects are or what they do. Who gave him these things and who can he tell?

    Oh, and Glisten is rapidly developing feelings for him - That too.

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    17 Mar 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 73

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    “I am not!” He snaps irritably. “Tell me, oh so foolish Vanilly, why would I, the great Shadow Milk cookie, the Beast of Deceit, possibly be afraid of something as pathetic, and insignificant as bad weather!?” Shadow Milk’s voice is dripping with contempt. Pure Vanilla is sure he must be gesturing wildly, deeply offended that his fear has been noticed.

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    The great Shadow Milk Cookie, the Beast of Deceit, is afraid of something as pathetic, and insignificant as bad weather. Pure Vanilla notices.

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    10 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 69

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    Ever since his youth, Shadow Milk had been completely enamored with the beautiful sea creature that had graced him with his presence, falling hopelessly and irrevocably in love.

    Pure Vanilla wants to court this strange and fascinating human, though he is... not quite sure that things are supposed to go this way. Oh well. At least he gets to eat those sweet, delightful little cakes.

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    17 Nov 2025