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The Stanley Parable 2: Escape the Beach by risingstarwitch for Rexila
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable
10 Aug 2025
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Narrator becomes trapped on a beach. The horror.
Inspired by Rexila's "This Belongs in a Museum: Superthieves AU" and some discord fun
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08 Jan 2026
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an empty car with the motor left running by peptoabyssmal
Fandoms: Emesis Blue (Movie 2023), Team Fortress 2
26 Dec 2025
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You like to think it won’t change you much more. You like to think you’ll be safe from the fuckin’ dead-eyed look and the twistin’ flesh and the submergin’ into paranoia or delusion. You like to think—
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This is not a place of honor.
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28 Dec 2025
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Spy confesses his love to Dell one late night in the workshop. Dell has to break it to him that he’s aroace. It hurts.
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25 Dec 2025
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Engineer needs to do *something* about his crush on Spy. So Pyro convinces him to write him a love letter. Unfortunately, Spy reads way too deep into things and ends up spending a whole week trying to crack a code that doesn't exist. He also, somewhat to his consternation, ends up decoding his own feelings for someone on the team in the process.
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23 Dec 2025
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After a mishap with a misplaced Time Tape, Stan and Ford Pines are whisked away from their quiet life on the Stan'O'War to a year both would rather forget: 1982. Ford, landing in New Mexico, tracks down a young Stanley, while Stan stumbles across the disheveled shack in the woods that contains horrors unknown. Together, paired with their twins' younger selves, Ford and Stan must find each other and get back to their own time.
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23 Dec 2025
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Blue Is The Water (that beckons, that buries) by Pitchpine
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
18 Jan 2025
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Jonathan Sims is a merperson who has always lived below the waves. One day, however, he steals away and ventures to the surface in search of someone he lost. On newfound legs, his search takes him to The Magnus Institute — the foremost academic institution researching crypto-zoology and crypto-marine biology, headed by the enigmatic Elias Bouchard. With his new position as Head Archivist, Jon is in the perfect place to continue his search. Hiding his secret identity as merfolk should no problem, either.
After all, it's not like he wants to be friends, much less more-than-friends with the humans.
And surely none of them are hiding secrets of their own.
Right?
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In other words: It's a selkie and merfolk AU! Jon is merfolk, and goes to the surface in search of a long-lost friend. He takes a job at the Magnus Institute as part of his search, and soon finds himself embroiled in all kinds of drama — including, but not limited to, falling in love.
Complete!
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22 Dec 2025
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“It’s a courtesy in this business, you know,” Narrator said, casually. “Typically people do it with a monologue, you know, 'we were hired by your enemies', or 'did you know how much your head’s going for on the market', that kind of thing, meant to make us worry about who’s closing in on us, or how well-funded they are, what else they’re willing to pull and so on.”
Confidence wavering ever-so-slightly, she asked: “Really?”
“No, he’s full of shit.” Stanley said before he could catch himself.
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Business is going extremely well for the Special Acquisitions department, which is great for their egos but terrible for staying out of trouble. Curator practices trusting other people, difficult as it may be. Mariella has time to think about what kind of person she wants to become. Narrator presses on like nothing's changed - if he keeps going forward, he'll never have to face his past.Stanley realizes, too late, how little he really knows about Narrator.
sequel to Volume 1
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- Part 7 of This Belongs in A Museum! Unabridged Full Series (Superthieves AU)
- Part 2 of This Belongs In A Museum! Main Series (Superthieves AU)
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16 Dec 2025
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This Belongs in A Museum! Unabridged Full Series (Superthieves AU) by AquaKirby, caret, Rexila
Fandom: Clock 0ut, The Stanley Parable
13 Nov 2025
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Clock 0ut/The Stanley Parable AU where Stanley and the Narrator are guys with unexplained superpowers who steal Items of Interest for the Curator's museum. Originally started by Rexila but caret and AquaKirby are machines who cannot and will not be stopped (<3)
This series includes the main volumes AND side stories AND extra bits related to the AU. Also, be sure to check out the Unofficial Superthieves Fic Collection for extra fic by other people and select side-entries here!
If you want just the Main Volumes, no extras or side stories, then you'll want this Main Volume-only series.
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13 Dec 2025
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This Belongs In A Museum! (Volume One) by Rexila
Fandoms: The Stanley Parable, Clock 0ut
24 Feb 2024
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"I think you’re missing what Curator wanted out of you. You managed to walk out of her museum with something you shouldn’t have, and I suspect hiring you was more about giving you motive not to do that again than anything else.”
Stanley considered this, and concluded: “You’re just mad she dragged you back to work, aren’t you?”
Narrator said, “Curator is paying us both very generously,” and that seemed to be addressed to himself as much as it was to Stanley.
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If you have super powers, why not don a mask and cause some trouble?
Unfortunately, Stanley robbed the wrong museum, and now he's being put to work in the 'Special Acquisitions' department, stealing objects of great importance or power from private collectors and bringing them back to the safety and security of his new employer's museum.Narrator has been trying to quit this type of work for years now, and yet, here he is. He's here to support and train the reckless new agent, and good god he already needs a raise.
(Despite it all, Mariella is still here.)
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- Part 1 of This Belongs in A Museum! Unabridged Full Series (Superthieves AU)
- Part 1 of This Belongs In A Museum! Main Series (Superthieves AU)
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13 Dec 2025
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The Narrator has no idea how humans have managed to keep it together for this long if they have to manage this fatigue and more just to exist. It's ridiculous. Absurd. The Narrator is better than that. He should be better than that.
Clearly, he's not.On the many times Stanley helps repair the Narrator over the course of Blank Decay, and the one time he can't.
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- Part 3 of never love an anchor
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12 Dec 2025
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Its Stan's (and Fords) birthday. With one hour left on the clock, Stan musters up the courage to call his twin.
Its Stan's (and Fords) birthday. With one hour left on the clock, Stan musters up the courage to call his twin.
Its Stan's (and Fords) birthday. With one hour left on the clock, Stan musters up the courage to call his twin.
Its Stan's (and Fords) birthday. With one hour left on the clock, Stan musters up the... courage?
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- Part 1 of Eating your Feelings
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11 Dec 2025
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Stanford Filbrick Pines is born a healthy baby boy, down to each of his six fingers. Stanley Danley Pines hatched fifteen minutes later, ready to learn everything he needs to know about being human from the infant in front of him. Neither of their parents suspect one of their children is not what he seems.
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Stanley Pines is a shapeshifter. This changes nothing, until it changes everything.Series
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11 Dec 2025
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“Gentlemen and Pyro. Thank you all for coming.” Spy paused, waiting for Scout to start heckling. When no mockery came, he cleared his throat and continued, "I’ve called us here to discuss the concerning behavior of the Medic. No doubt I am not the only one who has noticed it.”
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Even with the Administrator dead, there were still contracts to be completed. It had only been two weeks since RED returned to base.
Something was wrong with Medic.
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- Part 1 of St. Bernard
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06 Dec 2025
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In another universe, your soul takes on the form of an animal, a being outside of your own body.
This is what the souls of the mercenaries at RED look like.
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23 Nov 2025
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“DO YOU EVER THINK THAT YOU MIGHT BE GOING MAD?”
“Oh, all the time. I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.”
Memory is a fickle thing.
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- Part 6 of vas' jewish medic fics
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22 Nov 2025
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emesis orichalceus by peptoabyssmal
Fandoms: Emesis Blue (Movie 2023), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), Team Fortress 2
14 Nov 2025
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Something must be wrong with him. Something is infected— he can’t quite tell what, exactly, but something is not as it should be. And the terrible, sickly feeling hasn’t left, not yet, not ever. There’s bile in his urine. There’s dark blotches of veins around his eyes and lips. And speaking of his eyes…the lids are reddened, as if he’s been rubbing them far too often.
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Dr. Fritz Ludwig’s mind is falling apart around him.
The Corruption is more than willing to seize the opportunity.Bookmarked by Randomness_incarnate
21 Nov 2025
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Anne invites Eddie to a dinner with one of Dan's friends from work. It's not until he's halfway through the meal that he realizes what's in the food.
This work is now available in Chinese
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17 Nov 2025
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What sane person grows wings as a contingency plan? by Traindweller
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
27 Dec 2025
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Blonde Blazer focused on him with a bittersweet look. Posture weary as her shoulders were slightly slumped into themselves, her hands tightened into fists. "Chase." She sighed. "I was just looking for you. Come in."
They both entered her office, tension settling in the room as she beckoned him to her desk where her computer sat.
"We found Robert."
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Am I going against canon and only going based off the first four episodes? Yes. Do I have a thing for my favourite characters gaining avian-like traits? Absolutely fucking yes.
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16 Nov 2025
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The figure… It's Robert. It has to be.
Waterboy tries to step back, but he stumbles on the wet floor, thudding into the shipping container beside him. Robert goes still.
His head jerks up, eyes rolling wildly to make contact. Bloodshot. He's crouched on the floor of the warehouse like an animal, low and cornered. Blood is splattered over his face, and as he lifts his head, Waterboy can tell it's streaked down his chin like he must have sunk his teeth into something and held on. When he bares his teeth, they've been licked clean.
He shakily, slowly, like the movement’s might provoke an attack, fumbles for his radio. “Guys? Uh- found- I. I Robert found- no, that's not. I found- uhm.”
(Warning changed to Mature because of the violence. Just to be safe, honestly.)
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Or: Robert is kidnapped by a wannabe villain. A wannabe villain with a very real, very threatening drug. He has an… adverse reaction to the substance.Also Or: Robert gets wings, and all that comes with it
Also also or: Feral Robert
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- Part 1 of Bird-Brained Bobert
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- 14,351
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16 Nov 2025
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There was a shout from Scout.
“Scout’s a stupid kid,” Spy said. “He likely started something.”
Engineer didn’t have much to say about the kid. Sure, he tended to be stupid, but he’s got some brains in his head, too. Even if he didn’t say that praise out loud.
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Or, the aftermath of Scout’s death.
[Gift for AussieBookworm’s fic “Going Through The Motions”]
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12 Nov 2025