Raspberry_Lemonade



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    "You lost all credibility when you laid hands on a teenager--not just any teenager, but your own ward," Bruce growled, "You threw him out when he needed you most. Unacceptable. Do you hear me? That is unforgivable."

     

    Oliver pressed a hand to his gushing nose, staring at him in shock.

    "If I ever," Bruce said, voice dropping an octave. "ever, see you near Roy again, I'll break every bone in your hands." He tilted his head, a dark smirk twisting his lips. "We'll see how well you shoot after that."

    Oliver Queen drops the ball. Bruce Wayne takes in Roy Harper, and gives his colleague a little schooling on what it means to be a father.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,840
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    503
    Kudos:
    14,031
    Bookmarks:
    2,321
    Hits:
    97,483

    03 Apr 2023

  2. Rec *

    Tags
    Summary

    The first time Gai sees the child he’s bawling in his crib, his red face visible over the railing as he clutches the bars tight and screams his lungs out.

    The child is alone, screaming for his parents in a dark room.

    There's no way Gai can leave him behind.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,234
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    70
    Kudos:
    1,204
    Bookmarks:
    197
    Hits:
    7,138

    11 Jun 2024

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.

    Mission Rank:
    C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.

    Mission Duration:
    ???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.

    Mission Description:
    Feral baby.
    Please feed and water.
    Bring dog treats. He likes those.

    Signed:
    Henohenomoheji.

    Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”

     

    Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,447
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    11
    Comments:
    226
    Kudos:
    5,688
    Bookmarks:
    1,605
    Hits:
    63,163

    12 Nov 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    "feral baby" is the funniest shit

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”

    Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”

    Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”

    “Yeah, that scans.”

    ----

    Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    23,976
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    3,626
    Bookmarks:
    1,171
    Hits:
    26,830

    20 Mar 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This one's really fucking funny and sweet

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Tim splits his pants at a charity gala. To say that he’s expecting merciless teasing from his brothers is an understatement.

    What he gets is… not that?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    16
    Comments:
    524
    Kudos:
    7,089
    Bookmarks:
    1,206
    Hits:
    34,392

    27 Mar 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I haven't laughed so goddamned hard in so long