Raspberry_Lemonade
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"What's this really about, Natsu?"
"Levy, how do you feel about babies?" he blurts, carefully creating a pile of grass on his knee.
"Babies? Like, in general, or actually having one?"
"Both, I guess?"
He glances at her out of the corner of his eye to see her thinking about it.
"I've never thought about it. Gajeel and I haven't really talked about them, but I don't think I would mind having one."
"Anyway!" she suddenly says, punching his arm lightly, "Shouldn't you be talking to Lucy about babies if you want one?""Levy, you're gonna have a baby."
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Steve, it could be said, was a person who couldn't leave well enough alone. Danny liked to call it a fault, but Steve couldn't really help it - he saw a problem, he took care of it. Simple as that.
Finding a very tiny baby in a dumpster while walking in downtown Honolulu was not a problem he'd ever seen himself dealing with, in all honesty.
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Provenance by TheResurrectionist
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Green Arrow - All Media Types
14 Jul 2017
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"You lost all credibility when you laid hands on a teenager--not just any teenager, but your own ward," Bruce growled, "You threw him out when he needed you most. Unacceptable. Do you hear me? That is unforgivable."
Oliver pressed a hand to his gushing nose, staring at him in shock.
"If I ever," Bruce said, voice dropping an octave. "ever, see you near Roy again, I'll break every bone in your hands." He tilted his head, a dark smirk twisting his lips. "We'll see how well you shoot after that."
Oliver Queen drops the ball. Bruce Wayne takes in Roy Harper, and gives his colleague a little schooling on what it means to be a father.
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03 Apr 2023
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The first time Gai sees the child he’s bawling in his crib, his red face visible over the railing as he clutches the bars tight and screams his lungs out.
The child is alone, screaming for his parents in a dark room.
There's no way Gai can leave him behind.
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11 Jun 2024
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Iruka peruses the mission board when he overhears some kunoichi talking about a C-rank babysitting mission. Curious by the rumours, Iruka takes a look.
Mission Rank:
C-Rank, Chuunin and above only.Mission Duration:
???? One week. An arrangement can be made for recurring services if you survive.Mission Description:
Feral baby.
Please feed and water.
Bring dog treats. He likes those.Signed:
Henohenomoheji.Iruka untacks the mission brief, walks over to the mission coordinators and asks, “This mission is a prank, right?”
Or: The continual well-being of Uzumaki Naruto rides on a C-Ranked mission.
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Consanguineous Ministrations by Briarwitched
Fandoms: DCU, Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
22 Dec 2021
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“Who gave you a baby?” Dick demanded, the instant Bruce opened the front door, eyes drawn immediately to the sobbing infant on Bruce’s hip that he gently bounced to no avail. At the same time, Bruce muttered, “I told you, it’s fine, you didn’t have to come.”
Dick rolled his eyes and pushed past him. Noted the scattered blankets, baby clothing, and dirty dishes gracing nearly every surface of the lake house with a glance. “I figured that out when you hung up on me. My question still stands: who in their right mind gave you an infant?”
Bruce opened his mouth and then shut it. Took a deep breath which he blew out slowly. The plain white dress shirt he favored on the weekends was streaked with what looked like pea puree, sweet potato, and snot. “A desperate alien ship with no other options.”
“Yeah, that scans.”
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Alternatively titled, "Let's give Batfleck alien baby problems".
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20 Mar 2023
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This one's really fucking funny and sweet
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I Must Leave, Right Now, Immediately by motleyfam
Fandoms: Batman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
29 Dec 2020
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Tim splits his pants at a charity gala. To say that he’s expecting merciless teasing from his brothers is an understatement.
What he gets is… not that?
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27 Mar 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
I haven't laughed so goddamned hard in so long