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“Are you fucking KIDDING ME!?”
Every head in the room snapped towards Robards’ office where a very angry, and very different-looking Harry Potter stood in the doorway. He stood like he was out for blood and zeroed in on Draco. His face did an amusing flutter, which Draco couldn’t quite identify before it settled back on outraged anger.
And Draco. Well, Draco felt like he’d been crucioed.
Harry actually stomped his way over, and Draco had enough presence of mind to wave his hand at the desk to revert to its previous state before Harry could see that Draco was poking around it.
“What the fuck do you think you’re playing at?” Harry barked when he finally stood in front of Draco.
Merlin’s beard. Who was this man standing in front of him? Harry’s wild hair was pulled back into a bun and curls fluttered around his face; a far more handsome face than from what Draco remembered as a teen, even more so, probably, if the look of pure hatred and exhaustion wasn’t clouding it.
The stupid bloody crush always had to show up when he least wanted it.
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Harry may have been a little listless and unsure of what he was doing with his life. He had more money than he ever needed, and he just made people angry when he tried to give them money to help out. He understood why, of course, but he felt like an asshole because he had the ability to help so many people.
So he had to be sneaky with his help, and it started when he bought the bookshop, which seemed to snowball after that.
After he promised Ron that his final purchase would be a small apothecary with a flat above the shop, he wanted to make sure his tenant would be deserving and didn't worship the ground he walked on.
He found the right person, even though it was easier said than done, and as a result, he got far more than he had bargained for.
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Living in Romania was a great way to decompress and think after the war, and Harry found himself thriving as he looked after the dragons with Charlie.
It was time to go home, though, to see his best mate and have the best stag do ever before Ron married Hermione. It's just a little shocking what a difference a year can make, and who your best mate now considers a friend.
And why does this friend still need to be so goddamn attractive?!
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Ten long years have passed since the events of the war, and Draco has a completely new life, one spent mostly in the muggle world. He has a successful career as a paramedic, a rescue cat, and his mother is safe in France. What else could he possibly want? Sure, he is a little lonely, but that was the price he was willing to pay given his history.
That is, until an extra shift completely flips his world upside down, leaving him wondering if the world has truly gone mad.
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The (very) long-awaited smut that was promised an age ago, enjoy!
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Healing isn’t easy; Especially when the one stitching you back together is the same man who broke your heart in the first place.
Maybe their story was never meant to have a happy ending.
Jisung didn’t believe in coincidences. He believed things happened for a reason, and that reason must be for their chapter to end right here, right now.
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02 Oct 2025
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When the professor started to speak again, right above him, his words were much quieter than before, his tone tilted with something akin to amusement. Intrigue, even.
“The clock is ticking, Han Jisung-ssi.”
And that’s when it finally clicked in Jisung’s mind. The reason why everything about the professor felt so familiar from the moment he first addressed the class. Jisung’s wide-eyed gaze snapped in the direction of the voice, and his next breath stuck in his chest. He almost wheezed out loud. Oh no, no fucking way— Did Jisung fall on his way to his seat after all, and hit his head so bad that now he’s hallucinating his Minho instead of the mean, old professor he envisioned?
or: Jisung and Minho start hooking up over summer break, no strings attached, only for Jisung to find out that his Minho is none other than the university's feared and infamous Professor Lee.
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15 Apr 2025
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“Hyung.”
Minho kissed him again. Once. Twice. Soft and wet, dew on a rose. “Hm?”
“This won’t change things, right?”
“No, jagiya,” Minho said. “This won’t change anything, not for me.”
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24 Feb 2025
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It takes so long for Minho to pick up that Jisung almost wonders if he’ll pick up at all. He’s vaguely aware that he’s probably asleep, that Jisung is probably annoying him, but the part of him that usually cares about things like that has been effectively silenced.
“Um… Jisung?” Minho’s voice finally crackles through the phone, low with sleep.
“Would you kiss me if I asked you to?” Jisung asks casually.
There’s a pause on the other line. Then - “What?”
Jisung giggles drunkenly, and repeats himself. “I asked if you would kiss me.”
(OR: Jisung pursues his best friend's father in the pursuit of losing his virginity.)
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24 Feb 2025
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Minho laughs and Jisung hears him typing something on his keyboard. A new chat message appears. “Here you go, a gift to remember me by.” That smile appears in his voice again. “Let’s talk later. Bye, Hannie.”
> leebit has left Group Voice Chat.
> leebit: (XXX-XXX-XXXX)Jisung blinks. Is that… a phone number? Did he just… get a cute boy's phone number playing Overwatch?
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24 Feb 2025