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“It’s a lot easier for me to keep my grip on you when I can actually feel your body.”
The phrase feel your body said in Kara’s voice rattles around in Lena’s head like a pinball machine, but she manages to shrug her sweater off and throw it somewhere behind them before she can second-guess herself. Kara is looking comfortable in a loose white t-shirt, and when she takes Lena by the waist and puts Lena’s hand on her shoulder the texture of it is light and soft.
“Let’s start from square one,” Kara says, so kindly that her next words take a few seconds to register in Lena’s brain. She tightens her grip on Lena’s waist, and says with full confidence:
“Dancing is a lot like sex.”
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Against her better judgement Lena agrees to compete on Dancing with the Stars for the PR boost. When her chemistry with her partner Kara gets misconstrued by the press, there’s obviously only one solution.
AKA, a Dancing with the Stars/Fake Dating AU.
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15 Apr 2026
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tell me it's alright to be covered by countered__balance
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021), League of Legends
30 Mar 2026
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“What? I can’t ask you questions now?” Vi’s teasing her. It’s annoyingly disarming, and she would be lying if she said she wasn’t completely turned on by it.
She breathes deeply. “I don’t have any plans. I’ll probably order dinner. Watch a movie. Fall asleep early with a bunch of files on my lap."
“Come over.”
“Excuse me?”Or the one where it's basically love at first sight, and Vi handles it a little better than Caitlyn does.
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31 Mar 2026
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When Lena Luthor agreed to accompany Andrea Rojas to ARGO, National City's renowned adult entertainment club, she never imagined that her brilliant student, Kara Danvers, would be there as a dancer.
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30 Mar 2026
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When You Go Quiet (I Hate Myself) by TheRedSourPatchKid
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
27 Mar 2026
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She did laugh at that one, but her smile quickly faded. “I mean, making out is great—don’t get me wrong—but I have been wondering, would you want to have sex?”
Caitlyn didn’t think she’d get this far.
___Caitlyn can't believe her new girlfriend wants to have sex with her. She can't mess this up; she has research to do, things to buy, and Vi cannot, under any circumstances, find out she's a virgin.
Vi's heard some things about what women like Caitlyn are like in bed. She's not sure she can handle it.Series
- Part 2 of Spoon Theory
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28 Mar 2026
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Just the two of them and a motorhome on the edge of the world. Post-apocalypse, Lena and Kara are staying together and surviving. Is there such a thing as post-apocalyptic fluff? The end of the world isn't really all that important in this fic. This is their (sort of) domestic day to day.
Cozy, Lo-fi, comfortable read.
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27 Mar 2026