RiddleMeTheseBatz
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- Formula 1 RPF (1)
- The Batman (Movie 2022) (1)
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To die by your side would be a heavenly way to die by RiddleMeTheseBatz
Fandoms: The Batman (Movie 2022)
15 Oct 2024
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“In case you lived outside the USA, or you spent the last 70 years ducking your head in the sand instead of paying attention to the world around you, Bruce Wayne is the American nepotism baby, heir of a fortune of billions only surpassed by Jeffrey Bezos and Elon Musk. And while the latter assholes at least did something- unethical and immoral- to achieve their dirty riches, all that our Brucie had to do was becoming an orphan, the richest fucking orphan on the planet.”
Don't you love when a character goes "Ah, yes, my archnemesis" and the other goes "Ah, yes, my boyfriend"?
Only this time it's the other way around.
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"He stared at the empty street below his window a little more. In his 19- freshly turned a couple of days prior- years of life, Sebastian had reached the conclusion that there were two kinds of waiting: there is the kind where you are looking forward to something, and the kind where you just look out into the distance, even though you know the view is never going to change. Living in a small town made you an expert at the latter. After all, that’s why he decided to go back to dull old Hepprum: no distractions whatsoever. Nothing ever happened there; the last thing that happened in Heppenheim was Hessentag, two years prior, and, before that, World War Two. He had hoped coming back home would help him concentrate on his studies, as the last resort against boredom if nothing else."
What would YOU do to avoid studying in the summer? Some of us would delve into their first rpf, some other would follow tall dark strangers on fast motorbikes- I would do that as well, if I could. The premise of this fic is basically that one video "Are you in the mafia?" followed by "Of all the things that never happened, this didn't happen the most".
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It all collapses onto Butcher, a single moment of pain, the sort of empathy only his brother was capable of. He can’t merge the monster with the child in front of him. Like he’s suddenly wearing red boots five sizes too large in a costume that’ll never fit, confused at why this big, scary man is hurting him.
Or; Butcher tries to kill Homelander, but only sees a child—and what was done to him.
Bookmarked by RiddleMeTheseBatz
30 May 2026
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It was perfect. Perfect. Everything, right down to the last minute details.
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Butcher reluctantly takes depowered Homelander up on his offer to suck him off... (au for 5x08)
"I- know you want it.” John started reaching, although slowly and with shaky hands, to the buckle of his belt, tensing at every slight twirl of the crowbar in Butcher’s right hand. John glanced up at his face and down again, eyeing the weapon from the corner of his eye, ready to stop at any slight sign of rejection. John swallowed thickly. “Felt it when you were… smashing our bodies together during the fight. And I sensed it before, too, you know, when we–"
Bookmarked by RiddleMeTheseBatz
29 May 2026
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Maybe the only person who understand them
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Homelander gets affected by a supe that basically makes someone drunk. He accidentally reveals to the boys that he and Butcher are a thing.
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Butcher comments on pictures of Homelander to try to get in arguments with Homelander fans. He gets the attention of the biggest Homelander fan of all.
Bookmarked by RiddleMeTheseBatz
27 May 2026
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Saving just one random fics amongst the many butchlander this authour has written because they're all golden
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"You know we're not alone, right?" Gabriel muttered as he worked an arm under Beelzebub's shoulders and tried to help them to their feet.
"You know I like you, right?" Beelzebub retorted, leaning closer so they could breathe in his cologne. He smelled sweet and fresh, like lilies and rain. He smelled like the two occasions on which they’d kissed.