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  1. Rec 44

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    “Now, for our last item of the afternoon.” Heimerdinger’s voice crackled through the microphone. A ballroom’s worth of eyes glittered, glued to red velvet. “The one I think you’ve all been waiting for: bachelor number 12.”

    From the parted curtain, the love of Viktor’s life stepped forward.

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    Jayce whores himself out for an Academy fundraiser. A jealous dom greets him at home.

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    14 Apr 2026

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    MEAN. I love it

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    Draco wears his white blond hair long, just like his father. Harry meets him at Madam Malkin’s shop, thinks he’s a very pretty girl, and instantly has a crush.

    Draco Malfoy is not a girl. In fact, no one in this fic is gender-swapped. Harry’s just really bad at picking up gender cues in the wizarding world.

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    10 Apr 2026

  3. Rec 89

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    “This city is under my jurisdiction,” Viktor says softly. “There must be balance, order, control. Without it, all hell breaks loose.”

    Jayce stares at him, silent. Then, without thinking, he spits in the demon’s face.

    “Fuck your balance.”

    The Greater Demon does not react. Jayce’s stomach tightens. It had been pure impulse—his usual reflex when cornered, when overpowered. But he’s forgotten what he’s dealing with. The Greater Demon could probably make him evaporate on the spot if he willed it.

    Calmly, Viktor wipes the spit away with his free hand, his expression unchanged.

    “You are… intriguing,” he says. “More than most. So I will make you an offer.”

    Jayce looks at him, dubiety evident in his eyes.

    “A deal?”

    “Not quite,” the demon says. “A game.”

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    Or: CEO/Incubus! Jayce fucks around a little too much and finds out with Priest/Fallen Angel! Vik.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    He doesn’t mean for it to happen that way. He sees the asphalt before he reaches it.

    He thinks, Ilya.

    He doesn’t remember much after that.

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    SHANE HOLLANDER, CAPTAIN OF MONTREAL METROS, FOUND UNRESPONSIVE AFTER FALLING FROM APARTMENT BALCONY
    The incident occurred mere hours after rumors of the hockey star’s sexuality started circulating, stemming from an online video of a private conversation between the young captain and actress Rose Landry. There is no update on his current status after being moved to…

    Or, Shane gets outed and accidentally hurts himself, the world thinks he's tried to end his life, and Ilya struggles to come to terms with mortality in more than one sense of the word.

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    31 Mar 2026

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    25 Mar 2026