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Upon reflection, I realize that my conduct could have been better, but some basic communication would have improved the situation a great deal.
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Haunted is What the Kids are Calling It Now by Routcliffe
Fandoms: Ylvis RPF, A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens
30 Dec 2022
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It's Christmas 2018. Finn Weber is still trying to give the perfect gift. And he's still not very good at it.
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- Part 8 of Halvbakt: Short Fantasies
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Dark forces are rising in the north. Bård’s changeling went to investigate, and hasn’t been heard from since. When Scandinavia’s magical authorities put together a reconnaissance team, Bård and Vegard leap at the chance to be on it--even if one of their teammates is an insufferable elven golden boy.
After Bård gets a taste of the Dark Lord’s hospitality and Vegard nearly causes a diplomatic incident, the brothers find themselves in a race against time, and against their comrades. Because Brynjar Kvam has thrown his lot in with the diabolical Doctor Vondur, and he’s about to unleash an ancient evil.
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- Part 5 of Fortryllelse og Bakverk
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It’s Hallowe’en, 2018. There’s a house on the corner where yesterday there was just a vacant lot, and it's filled with terrifying creatures. Who ya gonna call? No one who's available, apparently, so Magnus and Calle are just going to have to take care of it themselves.
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- Part 7 of Halvbakt: Short Fantasies
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Someone is after the human talk show hosts of Norway. Between their own burgeoning wizardry and some powerful connections in the magical world, Ylvis aren’t exactly easy targets, but there is someone close to them who’d give anything for a touch of magic in his life.
By the time Bård and Vegard realize just how wrong things have gone, the Prime Minister is in mortal danger, Finn has vanished, Brynjar is grievously injured, and a fearsome beast stalks the old roads. And Calle Hellevang-Larsen just isn’t himself these days...
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- Part 4 of Fortryllelse og Bakverk
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Halvbakt: Short Fantasies by Routcliffe
Fandom A Christmas Carol - Charles Dickens, Susanne Sundfør, Ylvis, Ylvis RPF
30 Dec 2022
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How to Size Images on AO3 by Informative_Dandy
Fandoms: media - Fandom, Meta - Fandom, All - Fandom
22 Jan 2019
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Learn how to edit the HTML of your image files so they automatically size themselves to fit any screen (both mobile and desktop). It's super EASY!
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Bookmarked by Routcliffe
07 May 2021
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it's the light (it's the obstacle that casts it) by bibliocratic
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Apr 2019
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It's like having a curtain pulled back on something he wasn't expecting to see. A surprise punch-and-judy at an up-scale restaurant, a lobster thermidor when he's ordered an ale.
Crowley's gleefully trying to wrap his head around the fact that Aziraphale is speaking Polari. Because of course he is.
Or: The Patron Saint of London's LGBT Community is real, and he lives in Soho.
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01 Mar 2021
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one septendecillion brass doorknobs by Bootstrap_Paradox
Fandoms: Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency (TV 2016)
26 Dec 2020
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The cogs and circuits of the great machine of inter-connectedness are once again in motion. A Thing is missing. In fact, several things are missing, and they have to be returned to their rightful owners. After a whole month of peace and quiet, Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency has two whole new cases to solve. And what a fine pair of cases they are.
The journey will start close to home and venture beyond the Earth, far into the cosmos. It will connect an old professor (and his young friend), a paranoid billionaire, world’s worst mercenary and a band of mysterious twenty-somethings in a cool van.
Yes, the Rowdy Three are also there. Yes, there is more than one cool van in this book.
(You can’t go wrong with a cool van)
Read on to discover more of Dirk’s past and Amanda’s future, of the successes and errors of Black Wing supervisor Adams, of unspoken feelings and disappearing music boxes and meanings lost in translation.
Oh, and could there be someone watching this all from behind the reality curtains?..
Bookmarked by Routcliffe
27 Jan 2021
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5 Times the Raptors Tried to Kill Miriam, and 1 Time They Didn’t by tardigradetardis
Fandoms: Jurassic Park (Movies)
12 Nov 2015
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Miriam thought the job working for InGen sounded perfect. Tropical island, good pay, first dibs on publications… At least, she thought so until she found out that she was the only behaviorist on staff. Once the eggs hatched, it became all she could do to keep up–with the dinosaurs, the science, and her health.
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Bookmarked by Routcliffe
05 Mar 2020
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Merry Flipping Christmas: an IT Crowd Christmas Carol.
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- Part 19 of Yuletide Fanworks
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Bookmarked by Routcliffe
28 Dec 2018