SadPurpleOwl
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The world as we know it has ended. But radio refuses to die.
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Hello there, ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to the end of the world! Today marks the 12th day since everything went to hell and society as we knew it ended. Isn’t that great? My name is Alastor, and I'll be your host for the foreseeable future. Or at least until we all die!
So, the climate today is, again, toxic clouds with a chance of acid rain. Good for those of you who've been pushing your chemical peeling appointments, you lazy minxes! My suggestion is to only go out to raid places if you have no other choice, and be armed while doing so. How, that's entirely up to you! Perks of the final days. My weapon of choice is an axe. I know, I know, you'd have imagined me more refined, but sometimes you need to get your hands dirty to do the job.
I'd read your messages at this point of the broadcast, but either you're all shy, or very dead.
Bookmarked by SadPurpleOwl
04 Dec 2025
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Me:
"I love this character! He's my favorite!"
Also me:
"I want him to die". -
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He can’t stop coughing. Once again he is possessed, chest tightening and searing, convulsing with every hack that tears itself from his mouth; his visions blurs and warps and all he can hear is coughing, coughing, air rattling in his lungs as he gasps desperately for breath. Each cough is a bolt of pain, oxygen he doesn’t have forced out, and he collapses against the counter, pressing a hand to his mouth.
He can’t breathe.
Alastor's wound from Adam has become infected, and everyone knows that's what makes angelic wounds fatal.
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- Part 1 of cyanidesunday's Whumptober 2025
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An AU in which, after her death, Alastor's mom was recruited to join the Exorcist Army. And now that vengeance must be taken for Adam's death, she and Alastor both find themselves in a confusing and painful confrontation.
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Vox navigates to Alastor’s account, reports him for spam, and blocks him. Then unblocks him, because like hell is he having the last word.
@VoxPopuli: You are an amateur HACK with a DEATH WISH. One day you’re going to fuck around & find out, & you won’t enjoy what happens after.
@RadioDemon: That almost sounded like a threat!
Dread pools in Vox’s heart.
Minutes later, Vox gets an email that his account has been placed under review for threats of violence. He fumbles with the lock on his car door, kicks it open, and flings his phone across the barren street with a shriek of rage.
Or: Alastor's greatest joys in life are chasing tornadoes, risking his life, & making Vox regret being born. Vox plays whack-a-mole with TOS violations, accumulates credit card debt, & fails to blackmail anybody.
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- Part 6 of radiostatic week 2024
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Charlie is devastated after Alastor’s death in the battle. When she learns that Sir Pentious has been redeemed, she’s desperate to find out what happened to her other friend.
After all, if Alastor isn’t in Heaven nor Hell, then where?
Bookmarked by SadPurpleOwl
19 Sep 2025
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I love our deer boi <3 He's my favorite and I love to read him die^^