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    shut the fuck up oh my god by

    Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

    28 Sep 2022

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    “What?” You blink owlishly back at her, trying to make sense of what exactly she just said.

    Haley scoffs at you, looking severely unimpressed. “I thought you were gonna kiss me—one of those passionate, ‘shut the fuck up’ ones.”

    “Oh.” You say, and then, “What?”

    “You’re honestly clueless.” She sighs. “Only God knows why I thought you were hot enough to talk to.”

    That throws you for another loop. If this is how she treats the people she’s flirting with, how exactly does she treat the people she sincerely cares for? You’re not sure you want to find out. “You’ve been flirting this entire time?”

    “Uh, yeah.” Haley rolls her eyes, leveling you with a look that tells you she thinks you're stupid.

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    The farmer is upset and Haley cheers her up. (Never mind that Haley was the reason she was upset in the first place.)

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    The Follow-Up by

    Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

    27 May 2019

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    Harvey wants a little clarification. You really just want Harvey. A sequel to Practical Demonstration.

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    Practical Demonstration by

    Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

    18 May 2019

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    Harvey really does have lovely hands.

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    Male Bonding by

    Fandoms: Avatar (2009)  

    04 Mar 2010

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    Jake finds out about a part of Na'vi culture that no one has bothered to enlighten him of before. It distracts him so much that Neytiri has some advice she will not let him ignore.

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    NHL vs. cop slide by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    30 Dec 2025

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    ESPN @ESPN
    Video leaked of Boston Raiders player Cliff Marleau (@CMarleauRaiders) taking a nighttime tumble down the infamous Boston "cop slide."

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    Going down the "cop slide" becomes a trend among NHL players when visiting Boston, and Ilya may or may not be responsible, but no one can prove it.

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