Saebrin
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Take No Wife, Father No Children by Saebrin for partialconstellations
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV)
10 Sep 2023
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In which Jon Snow, a Brother of the Night’s Watch, breaks no vows but somehow ends up with a family anyways.
(An AU where instead of meeting Ygritte, Jon runs into Tormund and his daughters first.)
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Tell My Sorrows to the Stones by Saebrin for vanyamire
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2021
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In which Thorin Oakenshield has too much in common with King Midas, and Bilbo Baggins decides true love is worth the risk to life and limb.
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Durin Blue (with Balls to Match) by Saebrin for CATtheFearless
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2019
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Thorin and Bilbo have survived a quest, a battle, and a coronation, and all that remains is their happily ever after. They’re deeply in love and life couldn’t be better, right?
…Well, maybe it would be if they could get more than thirty seconds alone together.
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In a reality where Smaug attacks Erebor much later and is slain by Thorin in the process, the King Under the Mountain must contend with a whole new problem: greenery refuses to grow in the Desolation around the mountain, yet thousands of dwarves and humans must still be fed. In desperation, Thorin leads an envoy to the Shire to inquire about hiring a Green Magic hobbit. When none agree to make the journey, though, he’s left with no choice but to kidnap one.
Cue Bilbo Baggins.
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What do you do when you want something, and only your enemy can give it to you? (AKA that time Marcus Flint learned to cast a Patronus, and Harry got split custody of a cat.) Set during Prisoner of Azkaban.
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- Part 1 of Mutual Benefits
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“...oh,” his mom says. “Oh, honey, you were seeing someone? You never said anything.”
“It’s-it’s complicated.” He catches the present tense too fucking late to do anything about it, and he barely resists the urge to either groan or slip forward to start beating his head against the coffee table.
Fuck his fucking life.
“You’re still…seeing this person?” His mom asks, and the amount of control he can hear her exerting is almost painful. “Who is-”
“Yuna,” his dad cuts in, voice quiet, “maybe give him a second, yeah?”
Yeah, Shane agrees in his head. Give him a second.
Maybe give him a decade while they’re at it.
(when shane's old fake id falls out of his wallet around his parents, he has to explain that it was to book hotel rooms before he was 21)
(...and then he has to explain why he needed to book those hotel rooms in the first place)
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05 May 2026
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the best laid plans by Sporkess
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
11 Mar 2026
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When Ilya and Shane decide they want a plan to let them soften the rivalry and (maybe, eventually) come out without it being an NHL emergency, they ask Yuna for help. Yuna's got a 6 stage plan and it is absolutely, definitely going to work.
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- Part 5 of It starts in an elevator
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- English
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- 96,337
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- 22/22
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03 May 2026
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death and taxes (and shane hollander) by fingersfallingupwards
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
19 Feb 2026
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There was a time when Ilya believed Scott Hunter's coming out would revolutionize hockey forever— but for every step forward came two steps back.
When Shane and Ilya meet again late in life, can they make their second chance work?
OR: Old Man Hollanov Yaoi.
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- Part 1 of old man hollanov yaoi
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02 May 2026
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cross your thoughtless heart by PrincessAmericaChavez
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
08 Apr 2026
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“Is that it?” Ilya ask dryly at the exact same time.
“Are you fucking kidding me, Rozanov?” Shane snaps, still feeling his heart in his ears. “Is that not bad enough for you?!”
“Some people burn dolls, some people shoot them,” he has the gall to shrug. “I get threats like that all the time. No big deal.”
“Yeah, well, I get them too, asshole, so I know this isn’t normal. It is a big deal.”
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In the middle of a Montreal vs Boston game a threat against Ilya Rozanov becomes a security concern… and Shane Hollander kinda loses it. Just a little. In his defense, he’s pretty justified to be worried, okay? He is NOT overreacting.
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27 Apr 2026
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it’s the terror of knowing what this world is about by PrincessAmericaChavez
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
03 May 2026
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He’s about to unlock the door when his phone buzzes, no doubt with an apology or an explanation. Someone screams outside of the bathroom. There’s a loud noise. More screams. What the-
His phone buzzes again.
Jane: don’t come out
Jane: hide
Jane: guns
Jane: idk what’s happening
Jane: call the cops
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Shane, Ilya, Scott Hunter and a bunch of MHL players find themselves in a hostage situation in the middle of the Las Vegas award ceremony. (Mid-situationship, the year pre-tuna melt).
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