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    Doctor Robby’s crush on first-year doctor Dennis Whitaker only strengthens upon learning about his bull riding hobby back in Nebraska. Losing his mind, Robby attempts to get Whitaker transferred to the night shift to save his sanity. Unfortunately for Robby, Dennis is too observant for his own good and has his own wants and needs.

     

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    Bull rider Whitaker rides Robby

    (I’m so sorry)

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    26 Jan 2026

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    camboy dennis au where jack abott finds this secret account..

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    Stiles and Scott's jaunt through the woods looking for a dead body is interrupted by the appearance of a goose. A soulmate goose. A soulmate goose that insists on taking Stiles to meet a huge, monstrous werewolf who definitely killed that dead body he was looking for.

    Somehow, Stiles and Peter manage to work things out from there.

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    After the defeat of the kanima, Stiles is left alone by the rest of the pack.

    Peter finds him.

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    "Peter," Stiles murmured, eyes closed.

    "Yes, darling?" Peter asked, because the term of endearment made Stiles blush, and Peter liked scenting his blood so close to the surface.

    "I know you're not this nice. I know you want something. And like, that's cool, I'm down for being manipulated, 'cause this feels really good. But if you try to use me to fuck with Scott or my dad, I will gut you like a fucking fish."

    His heart didn't miss a beat.

    "I believe you'd try," Peter said.

    Stiles' eyes opened, and they were suddenly, startlingly, clear. "Believe I'd succeed," he said.

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    Jack makes an ill-advised wish while supervising Pitch's nightmare creation, and the Blue Fairy grants it. With their powers swapped, who's going to create fun for the children during the day and nightmares at night? And, more importantly, can it be reversed?

    Fifty years after they sentenced Pitch to an eternity locked underground with only his own Nightmares for company, the Guardians were finding not all was right with the world when there wasn't someone out there manufacturing fear. Their oh-so-clever plan was to take a withering Pitch on supervised tours around the world to provide just enough nightmares and fear to rekindle the hope and joy of the children.

    When Jack was on duty and wished to understand what was going on in Pitch's head, he never thought that wish would immediately be granted. As both Jack and Pitch struggled to control new powers, they had to cross the continent through rough terrains and otherworldly terrors to reach the Blue Fairy's home and ask for her to switch them back. When they got there, would they discover the kind and loving fairy of myth, or something far darker?

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