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Bood knows this will be a losing game the second the hockey husbands walk in. The tension between the two of them is enough to choke.
Things change when Shane gets hurt on the ice.
Maybe Bood is a marriage counselor, after all.
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22 Mar 2026
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Regret This, Regret You by 7ate9
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Mar 2026
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Some time ago now, Ilya and Shane recorded a short video of them together.
Now, some time between Shane and Rose breaking up and the All-Stars game, that video has been leaked for the entire world to see.
And Ilya? Well, Ilya has not said a word to Shane since he walked out of his house after the tuna melts, and Shane doubted this would be the thing that brought him back into his life.
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22 Mar 2026
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Ilya had been very firm on his decision that he wanted to celebrate his birthday alone. Unfortunately for him, Marlow had not listened and Ilya had lied. For he was not spending his birthday alone at all, he’d very much planned on having company... company nobody else could know he kept.
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22 Mar 2026
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change, like the sky by cupocoffee
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Mar 2026
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He doesn’t mean for it to happen that way. He sees the asphalt before he reaches it.
He thinks, Ilya.
He doesn’t remember much after that.
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SHANE HOLLANDER, CAPTAIN OF MONTREAL METROS, FOUND UNRESPONSIVE AFTER FALLING FROM APARTMENT BALCONY
The incident occurred mere hours after rumors of the hockey star’s sexuality started circulating, stemming from an online video of a private conversation between the young captain and actress Rose Landry. There is no update on his current status after being moved to…Or, Shane gets outed and accidentally hurts himself, the world thinks he's tried to end his life, and Ilya struggles to come to terms with mortality in more than one sense of the word.
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22 Mar 2026
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22 Mar 2026
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locker room talk by spacegoose
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Feb 2026
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The picture is leaked on a random fucking Tuesday in November, months after Ilya was last in Montreal.
Grainy and dark, enhanced digitally to shit but still just recognisable enough; Shane Hollander smiling dopily as a broad-shouldered man in a dark hoodie has him pushed up against a red brick wall, one knee lifted to hook around the back of a thigh, a large hand possessively holding it in place as the hooded figure has his face hidden in the crook of Hollander’s neck — presumably kissing him there, intimately.
Ilya knows his team is good, and they do the best they can.
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22 Mar 2026
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You’ll go to heaven and I’ll go to hell in the meantime by silversurfer
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
17 Mar 2026
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After Vegas, Shane begins to give up on Ilya and looks for a new way to feel wanted.
Ilya, of course, finds out about this and locks in.
A small dose of jealousy and a bigger dose of communication add up to change the trajectory of their affair from 2014 onward.
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20 Mar 2026
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in russian, please? by sohardtosay
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Feb 2026
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“I love watching you on the ice, sore from you, knowing no one else can tell but us.”
Before Ilya could remember how to speak—in any language at all—Shane was subbed in. At that point, it was already bad. Shane was the Duke of Directness, the Verbatim Vicomte; he’d come out to Ilya the minute he figured it out himself, begged to be fucked like he was following up on an email, and thought discussing the intricacies of his Evoque’s off-road capabilities made for riveting bedtime conversation. He did not do dirty talk anymore than he did losing hockey games. And yet.
Right as his skates hit the ice, he glanced over his shoulder at Ilya.
And winked.
Aka: Shane finally learns Russian. Chaos ensues.
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20 Mar 2026
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begin again (don't carry your father's sins more than you can take) by hope27
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
20 Mar 2026
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Shane stilled on the bed behind him, folding his body up to get his legs beneath him, expecting Ilya to stand and leave the room as he had the last time he’d gotten a call from his family. He was surprised when he didn’t, and instead stayed perched on the edge of the bed, his one hand clutching the phone to his face, the other planted firmly on the bed beside him.
Swallowing, Shane let his fingers trace along the edge of the sheet, keeping them occupied instead reaching out to sooth the tension that filled Ilya’s shoulders as he hunched over, listening to the harsh voice through the phone.
While he didn’t understand what was being said, Shane noticed the immediate change in Ilya’s posture. His body stilled, back straightening as he listened to his brother.
It was small, but Shane saw it. The quick stutter of his breath, the way his shoulders hitched up and then sunk as if the air had been stolen from his lungs.
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What if Ilya answered the phone call from his brother when Shane was at his house. What if Shane could be there for him and how would it have changed their relationship moving forward?
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20 Mar 2026
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The Knockout Lockout by PillowForte
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Mar 2026
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A handsome, panicked face swims into view, and Ilya isn’t sure, but he thinks the man is calling his name.
“…ya – hey! There you are,” the stranger says shakily, one strong hand clutching Ilya’s face. “Fuck, Ilya, you’ve gotta stay awake, okay? They’re coming, just hold on. I’m here.”
He’s ethereal under the stadium light. It falls like white water over his dark, messy halo of hair, caresses the edges of his tensed jaw and the anguish etched into his face, outlines the curve of his full, trembling lips as he looks down at Ilya, trying to hold Ilya’s gaze with his own.
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20 Mar 2026
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Spider has spent months learning the ways of the Metkayina in Awa’atlu—fixing walkways, helping elders weave nets, asking far too many questions, and slowly weaving himself into the life of the village.
Then a cruel joke leaves him stranded past the reef, where the tides are unforgiving and the ocean does not care that he cannot breathe its waters.
When Spider is found barely alive on the seabed, the village begins to understand just how deeply the small human boy has become part of their song.
A story about fear, guilt, forgiveness (and the quiet realization that family is sometimes chosen.)
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18 Mar 2026
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Spider has always known one thing: he is loved.
Raised by Jake Sully and Neytiri, surrounded by siblings and the people of the Omaticaya, he has never once doubted that he belongs.
Then the RDA comes back to Pandora—and takes him.
They have no idea what they’ve started.
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18 Mar 2026
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Pub(l)ic Property: Groin by orangememory
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
12 Mar 2026
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In which Shane Hollander's pubic hair goes viral, the internet colour-matches it to Pantone 15-1214 (Warm Sand), and Ilya Rozanov - creates accounts on Reddit, TikTok, Instagram, Tumblr, AND YouTube to anonymously defend his not-boyfriend's crotch using genetics Wikipedia and advanced hockey analytics.
Features: a one-star Calvin Klein review ("very poor elastic, ruined my life"), Svetlana and Rose who have never once been wrong, and the most romantic use of the word "melanocytes" in the history of the English language according to Ilya Rozanov.
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The Shane Hollander Thing by fandom_commitment_issues
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Dec 2025
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Cliff Marlow has been on Boston’s team with Ilya Rozanov for the last seven years.
Last week, he figured out the Shane Hollander thing.*** Now with a 2nd Chapter of Shane's *slightly* more serious POV***
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18 Mar 2026
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Unanswered (And Other Words Found In The Thesaurus) by fandom_commitment_issues
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
14 Feb 2026
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“Were you sleeping with Rose Landry?” LeClaire asked, and Ilya felt his entire world flip upside down.
Ilya scoffed and sank into the chair. He stared at his lap and, for a second, wished he could just say yes. It would have been easier. A simpler explanation. Something everyone else could swallow. “No,” he answered instead. “I was not sleeping with Landry.”
Coach sighed, the weight of it settling uncomfortably in the office. “So it was Hollander, then.”
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Ilya gets called into his Coach's office after Rose and Shane start dating and an uncomfortable conversation takes place. Ilya realizes some things. Also he may need to stop reading his thesaurus.
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18 Mar 2026
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tell me we’ll never get used to it by queerenteen
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
17 Mar 2026
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18 Mar 2026
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BREAKING: #ShaneHollander, hockey superstar and ex-boyfriend of actress #RoseLandry, has been caught red-handed sending misogynistic texts to what appears to be his girlfriend. Get all the details HERE: http://bit.ly/34781296
or; the one where shane's texts to "lily" get leaked and the internet explodes because everyone now thinks shane hollander is an asshole to his girlfriend
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16 Mar 2026
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"She told me, Frank, because she witnessed her coworker get abused and doesn't want that on her conscience."
"Abused? Come on, Robby, that's ridiculous. I'm not being abused. Santos just saw something she doesn't understand and is causing a big misunderstanding. Just leave it alone." He tried to move past Robby to finally leave the hospital, but he stuck his arm out, effectively caging Frank in. He cowered back a bit, suddenly reminded of all the times Abby caged him in.
"There's video footage if that's what you're worried about. Evidence."
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Basically, Frank gets abused after getting out of rehab and Robby finds out eventually.
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13 Mar 2026
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A series of (disconnected) AUs set in a world where Frank Langdon was broken and remade during his childhood and early adulthood in Beacon Hills.
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13 Mar 2026
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And in this Life, May I Never Be Alone by FoxgloveInSpace
Fandom Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
02 Mar 2026
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'Run away to Alaska' au.
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10 Mar 2026