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Langweiliger Eigenbrötler mit Isolationstendenzen und Antwortschwierigkeiten sucht ambiges Abentändel by SchmokSchmok for wortvermis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Oct 2025
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Percy Weasley ist fast dreißig und seit seiner Beziehung mit Penelope Clearwater schmerzlich Single. (Oder zumindest ist Molly davon überzeugt, dass das Percys größtes Problem ist.) Also versucht er, was alle verzweifelten Singles tun: In dieses Neuland des Online-Datings einzutauchen. (Er weiß noch nicht, dass er alles findet, aber keine Beziehung.)
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- Part 56 of Perogiveric
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violet like mistletoe by SchmokSchmok for zero_chillius_catullus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Dec 2024
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Fred und George versteigern Percy für einen guten Zweck. Lang leben diese vermaledeiten Zwillinge.
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- Part 57 of Perogiveric
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Adventskalender sind unnötiger Schnickschnack, denkt Percy, aber er hat auch noch nie einen gehabt, was weiß er also schon.
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- Part 6 of fun with flags (abolish the police)
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CN: Alkohol |
Das Fake Dating-AU, das niemand wollte, das ich trotzdem schrieb, und in dem Draco Malfoy öfter betrunken unüberlegte Dinge sagte und tat, als Harry nüchtern verkraften konnte. -
Martin K. Blackwood's Guide to Witches and Their Habitats (unauthorised) by timstokerlovebot (SchmokSchmok)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
31 Jan 2022
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In which Martin's boyfriend (Tim) is just trying to vibe, Martin's other boyfriend (Jon) picks up a fight against windmills, and Martin's over there somewhere, face-palming.
(Or: Tim is the witch appointed to the town's forest, and Jon moves his boundary stones. This does not go well.)
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purely therapeutic steps taken (no underlying intention) by timstokerlovebot (SchmokSchmok) for HavenDragon
Fandoms: Stellar Firma (Podcast)
28 Dec 2021
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Trexel is in a state (probably excited, possibly agitated, David-7's not sure), David-7 takes matters* into David-7's own hands.
*Trexel, Trexel is the matter
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Hogwarts ist groß, Hogwarts ist beängstigend und Oliver ist die einzige Konstante in einem tobenden Meer voll Unsicherheiten und Wankelmütigkeiten, der Leuchtturm am Ufer, der Percy davon abhält auf Riff aufzulaufen.
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- Part 55 of Perogiveric
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Roger Davies ist unfassbar schön (nichts Neues), Percy ist ein schreckliches Biest (wie unerhört).
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- Part 54 of Perogiveric
- Language:
- Deutsch
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- 3,336
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 69
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Sokka is a warrior down to his very bones. His path is littered with failures.
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that's (not) how it works by timstokerlovebot (SchmokSchmok)
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
15 Nov 2021
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Dating the Fire Lord doesn’t really have any perks, in Sokka’s professional opinion as Zuko’s boyfriend. There's scorching heat all-day every day, a council of generals that doesn't take him at face value, and cultural differences he tries to wrap his head around (more or less successfully).
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Percy und Fleur gleichen sich wie ein Ei dem anderen, sind zwei Seiten einer Münze. (Oder zumindest denkt Percy das.)
- Language:
- Deutsch
- Words:
- 2,001
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
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„Liebst Du mich?“, fragt Andrew und das ist der Auslöser für all die Dinge, die Justin tut und die er manchmal so schrecklich bereut.
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sometimes goodbye is a second chance by timstokerlovebot (SchmokSchmok) for graveExcitement
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
17 Oct 2021
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Jon remembers burning Gerry's page before the Unknowing, and yet it lies unscathed and unblemished on his desk. There's something about repetition and failed expectations, something about fatalism and hope.
Spoilers up to MAG 124.
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patience be a virtue (depending on the object) by timstokerlovebot (SchmokSchmok) for smaragdbird
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Oct 2021
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Sasha's thread of patience is really, really thin. It's called crushing and falling in love, not slow cooked until emotionally affected, after all.
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peas in a pot by timstokerlovebot (SchmokSchmok) for kitsunerei88
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Oct 2021
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Percy and Fleur are two peas in a pot, two sides of the same coin. (Or so Percy thinks.)
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how to connect souls by timstokerlovebot (SchmokSchmok) for mixtapestar
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Oct 2021
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Hogwarts is big, Hogwarts is scary, and Oliver is the one constant in a raging sea of insecurities and fickleness, the lighthouse on the shore that keeps Percy from running aground on reef.
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Code and Tutorial for a 2020-style reddit post.
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Marianne ist so schweinekalt, sie weiß nicht, warum sie Bog ihren Urlaub hat planen lassen, uff.
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cloudy with a chance of hail by timstokerlovebot (SchmokSchmok) for Big_bunbun
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Sep 2021
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Martin doesn't intend to fall in love (Tim's just a co-worker after all), neither does Tim, but, apparently, they do it anyways.
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all that he wrote by timstokerlovebot (SchmokSchmok)
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Sep 2021
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Jon bakes pies and wakes the dead, that's just what he does. One day, he wakes the love of his life, but he doesn't un-wake Martin afterwards. Tim, the too-nosey-for-his-own-good waiter, does not deal well with this new addition to the Pie Hole Crew. Melanie tries to solve cases. (The only case in this fic that gets solved is the case of Jon's avoidance of dealing with his fear of intimacy. But only barely.)