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"I'm not going to sit around and do nothing while you suffer, V," Jayce says simply, shrugging his shoulders and shaking his head like there is no other option. Because there isn't. Not really. "It's not happening. So, either you let me help you, or I'm finding where your doctor lives and dragging you over there right now." Folding his arms over his chest, Jayce stares down at a frowning Viktor, his lower lip plush and pouting the way it always does when he's annoyed at his partner. Jayce shrugs again. "Your choice."
Viktor's eyes narrow and for a moment, Jayce wonders if perhaps that sharp honey stare is more dangerous than any laser they could ever design, boring into him with the heat of a bright burning star.
"You are a colossal pain in the ass, Jayce Talis."
-or- Jayce helps Viktor adjust his back brace
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"What have we here?"
"It's nothing, really, I just—"
The cover features a quaint illustration of two men standing in front of what appears to be a needlessly complex and completely nonsensical chemistry setup. They have their backs to the viewer. The taller man has his hand in the other's back pocket.
"Advanced Chemistry," Viktor mumbles, reading the title out as his fingertips dance lightly over the raised letters embossed into the flexible cover, "I didn't realize you read romance."
"I don't," Jayce argues, his tone and posture defensive, but as Viktor raises a skeptical brow in his partner's direction, he seems to realize the error in his words, "Well, not usually."
-or- Viktor catches Jayce reading a smutty romance novel, but there's more to this story than either of them realizes.
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Perfect Spiral by SendPseuds
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
15 Jan 2025
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"With the twelfth pick in the NFL draft, the Tatooine Raiders proudly select— Anakin Skywalker, Quarterback, Mos Eisley State."
After sixteen years in the league, veteran quarterback Obi-Wan Kenobi suddenly has competition for the starting job. Skywalker is young, exciting, and undeniably talented, but he's also a hothead who seems hellbent on making Obi-Wan's life a living hell—
It would be a lot easier to hate him if he weren't so pretty...
[Absolutely zero knowledge of [American] football is necessary to read this fic]
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- Part 13 of Pseud's AUs
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Go Elf Yourself by SendPseuds
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
26 Dec 2024
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Several years after the death of his mother, Anakin is reunited with the Christmas elf she made him as a child.
For the first time in a long time, he's feeling in the holiday spirit.
Maybe a little too much.
-or- alternating between Anakin’s present-day point of view and Obi-Wan's elf reports from the past, this is sure to ruin Elf on the Shelf for everyone involved
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If the Costume Fits by SendPseuds
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
31 Oct 2024
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"I have—" the man murmurs absently, pulling out a sleek leather wallet to leaf through the contents and Anakin can't help the way he perks up, "Four— no, five hundred and one dollars."
Anakin needs to swallow a laugh because who the fuck carries around that much cash?
"Anything not spent on the costume is yours."
Then he nearly chokes.
"That desperate, huh?" Anakin asks cooly, somehow managing to sound something close to nonchalant despite the opportunity staring him in the face.
"You're my only hope."
-or- Anakin invites a stranger in after hours
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Pseud's AUs by SendPseuds
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
15 Jan 2025
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Go Fuck Yourself by SendPseuds
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Feb 2024
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Even if you wanted to by SendPseuds
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
16 Jun 2023
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A spicy history of Obi-Wan Kenobi and Duchess Satine Kryze, from their first kiss during their year on the run, to their heart-wrenching breakup, their Clone Wars reunion, and beyond.
Keeping things (mostly) canon-compliant, so expect a certain amount of infinite sadness.
Updates regularly.
Let's be honest, this is mostly porn, but I promise, there's some plot too...
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There are some great quick-and-dirty guides to HTML on A03. This is not one of them - it is a comprehensive guide
It's now 2025, a decade later. A03 supports some new HTML and and we're all walking around reading fic on supercomputers that fit in a jean pocket. It was time update this and take a crack at finishing it. (Links and Images are in, the new Audio and Video tags are not.)
The previous three chapters have been divided into smaller concepts. Each tag continues to have - at a minimum - a link to the w3schools page about it (so you can learn more), a code example, and the result of the code example. Most tags have their attributes, things like [src] or [title], listed and examples of how using the attributes modify the tags.
There's a chapter on Bad Ideas, including how some of the archive's default CSS is available to you to format your work (users can't turn that off by hiding a workskin!)
Oh. And I added a bunny army. You could learn how to add one too.
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- Part 19 of AO3 Work Skins/Tutorials
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