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Monika looked at the object in her hand, her cheeks dusted red in embarrasment. It was effeminately pink, and somehow reminded her of Francine. This was most likely due to it being a gift from said woman. It had arrived in the mail last week, but it had taken Monika an entire week of contemplation and self-reasoning before she had even been able to open the package.
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The perks of having an Italian neighbor by ShakeThatCorgiButt
Fandoms: Hetalia: Axis Powers
11 Jun 2018
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AU. Different one-shots involving Ludwig and Felicia(Nyo!Italy).
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He’s in danger. Evil wizards are after him for sure. What had he done? What had he forgotten? Who had he become when he wasn’t looking? Thoughts and questions swirled around like a terrifying vortex, and Gale’s mind flailed for any thread to hang on to.
“So, we can’t go to the magic shop?”
or: gale gets cursed by a vengeful hag, the world is still ending, and a fraying polycule is being lectured by a cat
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Roll for Serotonin by LulaMillay for Batteredrugosa
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
28 Dec 2025
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A werebear, a wizard, and a vampire walk into a college bar to negotiate a threesome, aka three guys are stuck at school over the holidays and decide to do molly about it
“For the next few hours, Astarion.” Gale murmured, gently kissing the elf’s inner wrist then pressing Astarion’s palm against his cheek. “For the next few hours, everything will be beautiful, even the things that hurt.”
Halsin watched the two of them with a smile and sighed. “Especially the things that hurt.”
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28 Dec 2025
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Flaming Fist Night at Mineshaft by GinaTeeth for Batteredrugosa
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
08 Dec 2025
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A Werebear, A Wizard, and a Vampire walk into a bar...
Ever wondered what happens when a vampire divorce lawyer drags his bookish wizard boyfriend to a gritty, underground, cruising scene in 1981 Waterdeep? Astarion guides his wide-eyed lover, Gale, into the throbbing heart of Mineshaft's Flaming Fist Night, a queer BDSM underground festival where leather, lust, and liberation collide. As Gale sheds his professorial inhibitions amid glory holes, hanky codes, and oiled bodies, a brawny elf catches their eye, sparking a steamy encounter that blurs lines between observation and participation.- Language:
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08 Dec 2025
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“You have to kiss Gale,” Shadowheart tells Halsin, glittering with mischief. “It’s the rules.”
Shadowheart and Astarion start a game. It escalates quickly.
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01 Nov 2025
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What happens when a wizard tries so hard to be respectful that he ends up fucking a statue of his boyfriend instead of his actual boyfriend?
This. This happens.
Gale is trying to be noble. Astarion is trying to get laid. Neither of them are using their words. Contains: Animate Objects used for purposes Mystra never intended, a full and frank discussion of consent while one party is still impaled on a magical dildo, and the discovery that communication is the ultimate aphrodisiac. (But the double penetration helps.)
Written for Spooktober (Day 17 Living Statues) + Kinktober (Day 25 Double Penetration and Day 15 Object Insertion)
Canon Compliance: Happens during canon and is canon-plausible, with the exception of how Animate Objects works. Just go with it.- Language:
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17 Oct 2025