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  1. Public Bookmark 62

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    Banished from Tav’s good graces for being insufferable, Gale and Astarion drown their sorrows, play dress-up, and discover that maybe they weren’t competing for Tav's heart so much as auditioning for each other’s. Left unsupervised, they discover that silence really is golden, lace really does flatter everyone, and love really can be this stupid.

    Reasonably Canon-Compliant for Act 2 - as usual, I bend some spellcasting rules.

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    03 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 21

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    "Ah, now Minsc understands. He has seen that twinkle in your eyes on many-a-person before. One that wishes for pantsless bodies and soft beds." Either Minsc is politely ignoring how red Gale's face must be turning, or he is enjoying every new shade of scarlet he's managing to pull from his burning cheeks. The smug little smile on his lips seems to indicate the latter. "You do not need to hide your desires from me, little wizard, you are far from the first to want Minsc to touch in all of the tender places. I am happy to do it if you ask, though I do wonder– is it not our whiny vampire that has caught your interest? It is him you trail like a lost puppy-dog, not Minsc."


    The day after defeating Orin, Gale is left at the Elfsong in the care of Minsc to recover from the ordeal. Unfortunately, the process of healing from being a Bhaalists's pincushion for a tenday is only a fraction of what's eating away at him. Now he's stuck at camp, hopelessly pining after their rogue, and grappling with just how damnably burdensome he is on the rest of his companions...

    Or- Gale gets a perspective change and a lesson in love by being folded by the big dumb ranger. Yippie! 🎉

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    03 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 10

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    "You're having your baby. Isn't it exciting?"

    Gale laughed wetly, holding his belly.

    "It is," he said, feeling true joy for the first time during this miserable labor.

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    25 Apr 2026

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    Love grows in the heart like a garden.

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    23 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 51

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    To Gale, working with Gortash is a bitter pill he must swallow, but one he can chase with the sweetness of the Crown in his capable hands.

    To Astarion, it’s pure hedonism and power. It’s a section of the city in the palm of a pair of new gauntlets. It’s blood from a populace who will never tell him no again, and it's Gale at his feet.

    But the aloof housecat often thinks itself a ruler on high over the loyal pup, even when they both wear the master's collar and eat his of scraps.

    Enver has come to enjoy their meals together.

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    06 Apr 2026