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    “I know that a man is supposed to - to insert himself,” she murmurs, hardly believing she has the audacity. “And sow his seed within his wife.” She bites her lip. “But I do not know what that truly means .”

    Colin faces straight ahead, his lips rolled between his teeth as if he is fighting a smile.

    Penelope feels frustration fizz through her. “Do not laugh at me, Colin Bridgerton,” she hisses under her breath. “It is not my fault such things are kept from young ladies.” Her eyes narrow at him. “I am sure you know all about it.”

    “Are you insinuating I am a rake, Penelope?”

     

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    Penelope wants to know more about sex. Colin says he'll help her (despite being, you know, a virgin). Chaos ensues

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    29 May 2026

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    The story goes like this: Boy wants girl. Boy fucks girl. Boy and girl live happily ever after.

    If they can’t do the boy fucks girl part, what does that mean for the happily ever after?

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    Or, Colin's always been too big. Penelope's always been too tight. Neither of them wanted their brand-new relationship to be this complicated.

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    27 May 2026

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    “There,” he says, and it is maddening having her behind him, unable to see his face. His voice reveals so little. “You must try to wiggle out of the dress and the petticoat whilst I remove your stays.”

    “My - my stays?” she squeaks. “Surely there is no need - ”

    He lays a hand upon her shoulder, and it is so hot through the gauzy cotton of her chemise. She wonders if he is not feverish too. “They are soaked through, and it is not good to have the dampness so close to your lungs. Better to have them off.”

    She supposes she should argue, but she knows that it matters not if she is in her stays or her chemise or completely bare, at this point. If anyone ever found out about this, her reputation would be ruined either way.

     

    After begging Colin for a kiss, Penelope finds herself trapped with him during a snowstorm on the way to Aubrey Hall. THERE'S ONLY ONE BED PEOPLE

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    26 May 2026

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    The exact moment Colin comes, he realises Penelope is watching him.

    He is a fucking idiot, isn’t he?

    Because he’s so used to touching himself with his noise-cancelling headphones on. Months of staying in dorms and hostels, shared rooms where he must pleasure himself silently, watching porn on his phone under the sheets once he is sure everyone else is asleep. It felt like second nature to do it here, now, on his little sister’s best friend’s sofa where he is crashing for the next two weeks.

    In all fairness, she was supposed to be out all evening. She was not supposed to be standing behind him, her eyes darting between his laptop (“BBW redhead facesitting” in his search-bar) and his cock and the cum now painting his stomach and fist, his joggers and underwear pushed to his thighs.

    OR - Penelope catches Colin watching porn

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    26 May 2026

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    “We’re friends. I’m happy to do you a favour.”

    She really does mean it. There is nothing Penelope wouldn’t do for Colin Bridgerton.

    But then he raises his eyebrows, clears his throat, and says, “I was wondering if you might consider letting me fuck you and pretend that I am trying to get you pregnant.” He pauses, pondering before he adds: “Please.”

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    Or, after a series of increasingly unhinged sex dreams, Colin asks Penelope if he can roleplay getting her pregnant. Platonically, of course. That should get it out of his system.

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    24 May 2026

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    Breeding kink so bad it’s embarrassing for how big of a goddamn lesbian I am