20 Works by Squatch-and-stretch (Silverbreeze424)

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    Stan gets himself cursed, and reluctantly calls upon his brother for help. Never one to resist the strange and unusual, Ford goes to him, even if he has to recruit the assistant he barely remembers to get there.

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    English
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    19,609
    Chapters:
    5/9
    Comments:
    61
    Kudos:
    84
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    1,129
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    With nothing to do but wait Ford out, Fiddleford and Ax spend some time in the bunker. Fiddleford is forced to remember something he’d rather have left forgotten.

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    Language:
    English
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    4,133
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    176
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    The truth of Bill’s past actions and future intentions comes to light. Fiddleford, Stanford, and the Axolotl have to figure out how to free Ford from Bill’s influence and keep their dimension safe.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,889
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    309
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    ”Bill could tell that Specs’ relationship with the Axolotl wasn’t exactly like his own deal with Sixer. That meant he didn’t exactly know the best way to deal with it, but he figured killing the hick was his best bet. Worst case scenario, it would be a fun way to get out some stress! Sure, Ford wouldn’t be happy about his precious assistant kicking the bucket, but he did some of his best work when he was unhappy. What better way to distract himself from dumb human things like grief than doing the one thing he was actually good for?”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,221
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    380
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    Fiddleford is briefly lost through the portal, but something else returns with him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,645
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    342
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    After 30 or more years of constant danger, Ford suddenly realizes that he’s safe. He’s not quite sure what to make of that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,977
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    129
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    662
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    An old man wakes up in an unknown room with a handsome stranger and no memory of who he is.

    Language:
    English
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    2,916
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    111
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    546
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    One of the last skills you learn in dive training, and the one that likely sticks in your head the most is what to do if your buddy runs out of air. Even in the controlled environment of the training pool, the moment that the gauge hits zero is briefly terrifying. It’s surprisingly easy to forget that is humans are not supposed to be under water. And then your air supply cuts off, and you are reminded of the fact that you are desperately out of your depth in every conceivable way.

     

    Or, Stan and Ford go diving together!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,334
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    137
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    775
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    A conversation between two roommates with weird hands.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,099
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    168
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    “He checks that Ford is still focused on Fiddleford— he is, completely and utterly— before he carefully rolls up one sleeve of his jacket to check the bite. There’s two messy holes in his arm, bleeding sluggishly. The skin around the wounds is flushed red.

    Stan may be the idiot of the group, but even he knows this is bad news. Spiders are usually poisonous, right? Does that apply to alien spiders that are huge? Probably.

    The small part of his brain that still cares about logic and being alive says he should tell the Fords immediately, before things get worse. The louder, larger part of his brain stomps it down and kicks its corpse for good measure.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,586
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    123
    Bookmarks:
    32
    Hits:
    781
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    Fiddleford goes through the portal during the first test, and Stanley and Stanford follow 6 months later. The three reunite on a planet already ravaged by Bill, and have to figure out how to survive the multiverse and what to do about the looming threat of a triangular dream demon.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,624
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    934
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    Three pieces of the puzzle fall into place, as three men fall through a portal.

    Or, how Stanford, Stanley, and Fiddleford all end up lost in the multiverse.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,385
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    542
  13. Tags
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    30+ years too late, Fiddleford and Stanford talk about their relationship.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,405
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    365
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    With 30 years of lost time between them, plus or minus a few missing memories, Stan and Ford have a lot of catching up to do. Ford tells Stan about one particular stop on his adventures through the multiverse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    589
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    564
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    Ford reaches an understanding with his roommate.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,807
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    204
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    “‘What was who like?’ Darius asks somewhat absently, flicking an ear back to assure him that he was listening, even as his focus remained on the pan in front of him.

    ‘The- my predecessor. You knew them, didn’t you?’”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    279
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    1,779
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    “Darius seems to be trying to keep his face in that neutral expression of smug disdain, but his jaw is set stiff and he has trouble keeping his eyes off the boy by his side. His pants are dirtied at the knees down to his boots, but he’s not rushing to get cleaned and changed. He’s still holding Hunter’s hand tightly, and neither seems to have any desire to pull away. Even Eberwolf stations themself on Hunter’s other side, sniffing around in search of any hidden injuries.

    It makes Raine’s heart ache a bit, seeing their usually aloof partners so obviously protective of the kid. “

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,503
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    338
    Bookmarks:
    41
    Hits:
    2,548
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    “It makes him feel like a real person, even though he isn’t. He can imagine his own hand rotting off his body, because that’s all he is, isn’t it, something rotting living on magic and borrowed time.“

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,050
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    328
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    2,416
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    “You… you know what I did. Even you- you encouraged me to rebel before but not- even you have to have your limits!” Hunter yells, hands balling into even tighter fists. The way his voice pitches up when he’s angry makes Darius want to laugh and cry in equal measure- he’s so young. “I told everyone about the Day of Unity! I’m helping them stop it! I’m a traitor, don’t you understand that!? I’m a traitor… and Belos will kill me when he finds me.”

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,181
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    300
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2,370
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    "He doesn’t understand the words, but he kind of likes watching them, even as the indescribable ache of being something decidedly other builds in his chest. It’s always been there, but he assumed it was because he was so much younger than his colleagues. Maybe it was the part of him that knew he was an undead puppet of the Emperor all along. "

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,371
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    300
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2,126

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