Slang_Jesus
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"God, maybe Killua’s right, he thought, I really am an old man if one night of partying can take me out like this. He brought his hands to his face and he threw himself back onto his bed with a pained groan.
He was not expecting the equally pained groan in response."
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Leorio wakes up from a night out and has to piece his evening back together.
He's not too upset with the results.
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Leorio is a medical student. As a part of his constant attempts to bypass student housing regulations, he asks Kurapika to marry him. He's about to face something much scarier than proposing - telling his mom.
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It’s times like these that Hanta wishes he were… like his peers. Where they can rely on biological instincts and subtle changes in scent, he has to rely on his subpar skill at reading people, on the hope that he can tell when a friend – are they friends, though? – would rather not be alone.
Hanta looks down at his arm, curled tight around his offered comforts, and lets out a quiet sigh.
He has to rely on a shared interest in manga, on the sheer luck that he watches Todoroki enough to know which brand of chips he sometimes buys at lunch time, what drink he reaches for from their communal fridge after class.
Third year brings Sero Hanta new manga, old insecurities, and Todoroki Shouto.
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Bookmarked by Slang_Jesus
26 Jan 2026
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There’s something living beneath Lover’s Lake. Everyone’s heard the rumours, but no-one’s seen the creature behind the lore. Wayne thinks it’s a gentle thing. Eddie thinks it doesn’t exist.
Until he ends up in the water, face-to-face with something he hopes Wayne was right about.
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Bookmarked by Slang_Jesus
07 Oct 2025
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the devil's in the details, but you got a friend in me by maximoffs
Fandoms: Hunter X Hunter
01 Jun 2021
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When he sneaks back into his room to grab a pair of pajamas, Kurapika sits up very, very suddenly— and with his hair messy from sleep and eyes gleaming in the dark he looks like the scary kid from every horror movie Leorio swore he wouldn’t watch with Killua.
“Jesus,” Leorio says.
“Hi,” Kurapika says.
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(In which everyone comes home.)
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- Part 1 of peace
Bookmarked by Slang_Jesus
03 Mar 2025
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A Well Respected Man by Nox_Wicked
Fandoms: Fire Emblem: Fuukasetsugetsu | Fire Emblem: Three Houses
30 Oct 2019
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It was all Felix's fault. If not for him and his stupid, insatiable boyfriend, none of it would have happened.
That's Ferdinand's story anyway, and he was sticking to it.
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Ferdinand accidentally sends his boss a dick pic, and suffers. Based on the famous "Accidentally?" tweet.
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- Part 1 of Working Nine to Five
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Bookmarked by Slang_Jesus
10 Oct 2024
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each evening’s darkening by vivisea for ParadimeShifts
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
06 Jul 2024
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Stevie Harrington knows better than to enter the woods. She’s lived in town all her life, after all, and the people of Hawkins have long claimed that something ominous haunts the land beyond the tree line. If it weren’t her last resort, Stevie would not be here. But Max needs help, and it's said the witch of Mirkwood may be willing... for a price.
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Bookmarked by Kugelschreiber (Slang_Jesus)
31 Jul 2024
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Yo what if I cried this is so beautiful