SleepySelfLoathing



Recent works

Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 18

    Tags
    Summary

    Making the Perfect Creature Corner Island
    TheMachineHerald 1M views 5 years ago

    Description
    The path to perfection lies in hitting, bullying, trafficking, and jailing your villagers. This is known.

    @manofprogress ✔ 5 years ago
    herald, I think we need an intervention

    ▲ 2 replies

    @TheMachineHerald 5 years ago
    Your mind has become clouded. The Glorious Evolution is destined.

    @husk_huck 5 years ago
    @manofprogress for what

    Smacking TheMachineHerald With a Net Until He Accepts an Ugly Villager
    manofprogress ✔ 1.6M views 5 years ago

    Description
    yes uggos

    @TheMachineHerald 5 years ago
    You won the battle, but not the war.

    ▲ 290 replies

    @manofprogress ✔ 5 years ago
    smack

    @husk_huck 5 years ago
    urg… i accept the herald’s judgement but it’s so ugly

     

    AKA: Jayce is a video game challenge player and modder. Viktor is a speedrunner. This is incredibly self-indulgent.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,669
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    524

    05 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 22

    Tags
    Summary

    "Can we try, uh, dressing up?"

    "For a formal event?"

    "No," Jayce says. "As wizards. For sex reasons."

    ---
    Based on this art by brownfrogs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,066
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1,145

    24 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    "Hire a professional that fits your schedule, then," Viktor suggests. "There are many women who probe men's asses for a living."

    Jayce groans and squishes the heels of his palms into his eyes, dragging them down his face until they distort his features ghoulishly. "I know. I probably should at this point, just… I don't know. I want it to be more special than that?"

    "Such a romantic," Viktor deadpans.

    Jayce laughs. "Yeah, kinda. Not that it needs to be, like, wedding night sex, I just want—"

    "—Somebody who elected to be there without financial incentive."

    "Exactly."

    "Let me do it," Viktor says, right as Jayce is mid-gulp of his moscow mule. Perfect timing. He half chokes and half laughs, but Viktor is committing to the bit, his eyebrows raised expectantly.

    "Oh shit. Like actually, V?"

    Jayce has a kink he’s itching to satisfy. His lab partner finally puts him out of his misery.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    74
    Kudos:
    705
    Bookmarks:
    166
    Hits:
    4,558

    19 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “You are so pretty, Jayce. Such a lovely boy for me.” It is chaste almost, sweeter than any of the sparse dirty talk Viktor has tried before, and it practically lights the room on fire.

    “Oh fuck!” Jayce shouts, voice cracking and then, quite suddenly, he’s coming all over their chests.

    _________________

    It’s another curiosity, but one that makes Viktor tingle, makes him anxious and unsure. It probably says something about him, that he is more willing to experiment with Jayce’s response to feminine compliments than with his obviously possessive gaze. One is for Jayce’s enjoyment, for ensuring their sharing of pleasure may continue for some time. The other… Viktor wants too much.

    Jayce and Viktor have been sleeping together for a few weeks now and it's absolutely wonderful, if Viktor could just hold in his endless yearning. In his attempts to keep Jayce coming back for more, he starts exploring something he notices during one particular night of passion, and the sweetness of it all ends up revealing much more than he intended. It's a good thing Jayce is something of a professional yearner himself.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    43,780
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    95
    Kudos:
    698
    Bookmarks:
    151
    Hits:
    14,312

    10 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 29

    Tags
    Summary

    "Viktor knows with a sudden thumping certainty, as meaty as a heartbeat, that Jayce has come here to exact either creation or destruction. Viktor would tremble, his blood aquiver, if he still possessed blood, if he were still ruled by emotion.

    Split wide like a rotting fruit, the hammer is a magnificent and terrible thing to behold, brandished at full charge and dripping with violent potential.

    It is pointed directly at Viktor’s heart.

    From on high, all Viktor can do is stare back, frozen in shock, the responses he’d thought he’d excised from himself—the affection, the desperation, the fear—bursting through the door right alongside Jayce Talis."

    --

    aka I Send Viktor Arcane through A Really Rollicking Arc and You Won't Believe What Happens Next! This was nicknamed "The Waspnest AU" for cuz they get down and dirty in the Weird Golden Nest Orb.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,121
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    121
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    1,041

    29 Jul 2025