SleepySelfLoathing
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My Bad Habits Don't Heal by SleepySelfLoathing
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
17 Oct 2025
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In this timeline, Jayce fails to keep his promise. Viktor, gracious and benevolent, accepts him into the commune with open arms and cures him of all his wounds.
Only, in this timeline, the rune in Jayce’s wrist isn’t acceleration. It’s obstruction.
In this timeline, the healing doesn’t take.
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The Wrong Kind of Wanting by SleepySelfLoathing
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
22 Jun 2025
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Jayce groans. This whole train of thought was supposed to distract him from his body, and here it is, imposing itself unwanted and omnipresent.
Put in the crudest, roughest form, Jayce wants to get on his hands and knees, crawl across the floor, and kneel at Viktor’s feet.
And it’s hard to kneel when his leg is fucked.
A rumination on the subject of bodies and desire, as observed by Jayce Talis at three in the morning.
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The Joys of Collaboration by SleepySelfLoathing
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
09 May 2025
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Hypothesis: With enough effort, it is possible to impregnate a cisgender man by using a strap on.
The root of all scientific discovery is experimentation, and Jayce and Viktor are determined to be very good scientists.
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How is he even supposed to respond to that?
Thanks, I’m well aware of how people see me and how they want me. The one fumbling entanglement in the basement of a house party was enough for me though, because she found it weird when I started crying and then got so mad that I wouldn’t scent her that she left.
And I only did it because she smelled so good, like a river, like fresh cut grass, and it made me so jealous I was dizzy with it. I wanted to be her, and I thought that was close enough to wanting her, and it wasn’t, and it took five minutes for my knot to go down after I locked myself in the bathroom to jerk off and I had a panic attack the whole time and then I threw up in the sink and vowed to be celibate for the rest of my life.
“She’s not my type either,” he settles on, maybe more melancholic than he means to be.
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30 Mar 2026
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“Care to explain?” Viktor lifted the object of Jayce’s equal parts horror and arousal into the scathing morning light.
A pretty, pink bunny dress, bows lining the chests, and accented with wisps of white fur.
“I-it’s not for you!“ His voice escaped him an octave higher, the squeak of a man mortally embarrassed by his own offering.
“Eh, that much is quite obvious.” Viktor chuckled knowingly, it would have fallen off him even if he wanted to fit it.
“You know how you said you wanted to try—“ he knew exactly what he meant to say but still insisted on floundering.
Viktor had let it slip one night in the car after dinner with Jayce’s mom. Bathed in the red of the stoplight and molten with wine, it had escaped him like a sudden sneeze.
Jayce wasn’t vanilla but it had still caught him momentarily off guard—so much so he missed the light—when Viktor let out that he wanted to fuck him like a limp, pliant sex doll.
Or, the Christmas, Jayvik, dollification fic that I felt the world was lacking for some reason.
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24 Feb 2026
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manofprogress/themachineherald relationship speedrun any% by deadnotsleeping
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
05 Jan 2026
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Making the Perfect Creature Corner Island
TheMachineHerald 1M views 5 years agoDescription
The path to perfection lies in hitting, bullying, trafficking, and jailing your villagers. This is known.@manofprogress ✔ 5 years ago
herald, I think we need an intervention▲ 2 replies
@TheMachineHerald 5 years ago
Your mind has become clouded. The Glorious Evolution is destined.@husk_huck 5 years ago
@manofprogress for whatSmacking TheMachineHerald With a Net Until He Accepts an Ugly Villager
manofprogress ✔ 1.6M views 5 years agoDescription
yes uggos@TheMachineHerald 5 years ago
You won the battle, but not the war.▲ 290 replies
@manofprogress ✔ 5 years ago
smack@husk_huck 5 years ago
urg… i accept the herald’s judgement but it’s so uglyAKA: Jayce is a video game challenge player and modder. Viktor is a speedrunner. This is incredibly self-indulgent.
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04 Jan 2026
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"Can we try, uh, dressing up?"
"For a formal event?"
"No," Jayce says. "As wizards. For sex reasons."
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Based on this art by brownfrogs.Bookmarked by SleepySelfLoathing
24 Dec 2025
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With A Little Help From My Friends by MeowingEnthusiast
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
18 Oct 2025
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"Hire a professional that fits your schedule, then," Viktor suggests. "There are many women who probe men's asses for a living."
Jayce groans and squishes the heels of his palms into his eyes, dragging them down his face until they distort his features ghoulishly. "I know. I probably should at this point, just… I don't know. I want it to be more special than that?"
"Such a romantic," Viktor deadpans.
Jayce laughs. "Yeah, kinda. Not that it needs to be, like, wedding night sex, I just want—"
"—Somebody who elected to be there without financial incentive."
"Exactly."
"Let me do it," Viktor says, right as Jayce is mid-gulp of his moscow mule. Perfect timing. He half chokes and half laughs, but Viktor is committing to the bit, his eyebrows raised expectantly.
"Oh shit. Like actually, V?"
Jayce has a kink he’s itching to satisfy. His lab partner finally puts him out of his misery.
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- Part 1 of Bottom Dudebro Jayce Compendium
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19 Oct 2025