SlightWeasel



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    After ten years of marriage, Harry forgets.

    The more things change, the more Draco Malfoy is still up to something.

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    A powered, modern era AU with mpreg. Originally inspired by the Steve Martin movies Father of the Bride (1991) and Father of the Bride Part II (1995), though it kind of took off running after that.

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    Related short fics about modern day Charles and Erik who get together in their teens.

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    Old semi-retired married dudes. (Erik's retired, Charles not so much.)

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    Yuna Hollander has spent a lifetime hiding her fear behind competence. From Shane’s childhood to his rise as an NHL star, she has carried anxiety so he wouldn’t have to.
    Until one unplanned moment forces her to confront the limits of planning, the weight of anxiety passed down through generations, and the quiet courage it takes to let her son live his own life.

    Or: Shane's anxiety came from Yuna. What if Yuna went to the cottage instead of David?

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    01 Feb 2026

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    No one is going to win a Pulitzer interviewing him, and Shane is okay with that. He spends most interviews rephrasing the same five sentiments--I’m happy we won or We need to work harder after that loss.

    They are a good team; the win was hard fought or They are a good team; there is a lot for us to take away.

    And finally: I love playing on this team, for our fans.

    Then Ilya Rozanov bursts into his life, and answering questions becomes a little more complicated.

    or: Shane Hollander, interviewee, throughout the years.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    It’s winter in Ottawa and Ilya has hunkered down in his big, empty mansion to weather a nasty flu. Then his phone buzzes.

    — Guardian™ Security Alert: Movement detected at front door
    — (1) Missed Call: Yuna Hollander

    Or: The Hollanders have a new son to take care of. Ilya has no idea what’s going on.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Sarah
    Does anyone have the number for Shane's girl from Boston? I feel bad that they've been seeing each other for this long and we've never added her here.

    Jackie
    Oh good point! Let me ask Hayden.

    Jackie has added Lily to the conversation

    Lily
    what
    what is this

    Or: Ilya Rozanov is, apparently, one of the girls.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Here's what we know:

    - Unconscious 6-7 minutes-ish
    - Woke up JUST before the stretcher went into the ambulance
    - Loudly calling for someone in Russian, no name mentioned, Мой… мой парень… где он… MY BOYFRIEND
    - And THEN there's the whole husband thing...

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    Or: Ilya gets a concussion in April 2018. And he wants his husband. Who isn't his husband. Yet. But maybe he should be?

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    09 Jan 2026