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    Hermione Granger’s job is very simple. Everyone wants a piece of her, and she gives everyone what they want: a win for the party, a pet project nudged through committee, a favour traded in light tones. An autograph. A quote. A smile for the camera. A name to curse at the dinner table. Her energy, her time, her heart.

    The only one who doesn’t want something from her is Draco. He just wants her.

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    His face hovers above her, his cheeks dimpling. Then his familiar weight is pressing down on her. 

    A blurry question threads through the far reaches of her mind. Is it really you?

    She makes a fuzzy noise.

    He hushes her, pulling off the bedsheets, pushing up her slip. His brows crease at the position of her hand, covering her entrance. Wordlessly, he presses his nose to her fingers and draws a breath, groaning at what he smells there. 

    “Oh, darling,” he exhales. “Did you fuck yourself to sleep?”  

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    25 May 2026

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    “Draco—” She scoffs, certainly trying to chastise him. “We’re supposed to be out in the ballroom— anyone could walk back here!”

    “Can’t a man ravish his wife for just a moment? Just a little fun, and then I’ll return you to the masses.” It wasn’t technically a lie, although he doubted she would want to return after this.

    From the way she wiggled against him currently, her bum pressing back into his growing erection, he would guess she wouldn’t last five minutes.

    “You’re cruel.” She accuses, her hands reaching back around to grip into the fabric of his robes for support.

    “You know I don’t like to play fair, darling,” He says, teeth nipping along the column of her throat. “I didn’t want you coming here at all tonight, and I especially warned you against those shoes. You can’t blame me for doing what I can to get you out of them.”

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    While at the Christmas Eve Gala his parents throw every year, the only thing Draco has on his mind is getting his pregnant wife home for the night. And he's not afraid to play a little dirty to get his way.

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    20 May 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 21

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    Draco has long given up the fanciful notion that he might get what he wants.

    The reason is not that he doesn't think he deserves it. It is because his elves are utter fucking wankers.

    Still, when Pansy sets him up on a date with a witch he's been pining after for months, Draco prepares. He even has the elves lay out his favourite jacket.

    Wait – where is his jacket?

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    Follow Draco on a fine spring day, during which he attempts to woo Hermione Granger, is humiliated by his own dressing room, accidentally becomes an environmentalist, and finds out he has been wrong about more than one thing.

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    20 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 30

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    Draco Malfoy, miserable bastard, has been mandated to marry none other than Hermione Granger. But first he has to find the elusive witch.

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    A marriage law story in which Draco chases Hermione around the globe.

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    19 May 2026

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    Hermione Granger just wants an orgasm.

    A perfectly reasonable aspiration after a brutal shift in St. Mungo’s trauma ward, most would agree. Her trusty vibrator, Hamish, hasn’t let her down yet, and she really—really—needs to come.

    But when a half-dead Auror shows up on her doorstep, requiring her life-saving services, Hermione’s dream of getting in a cathartic, satisfactory wank before dawn begins to feel like it might not be in the cards for her—which is seriously unacceptable, because (have I mentioned?) she really, sort of desperately, needs to fucking come.

    I suppose it’s a good thing, then, that the aforementioned half-dead Auror knows just what to do.

    An ode to mental health and female pleasure.

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    17 May 2026