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Please Do Not Touch; Oils On Hands Can Damage Metal, Marble, and Wood by SnailFarm
Fandoms: Loki (TV 2021)
15 Jul 2021
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Sometimes he’ll find himself staring at his hands, and how if he didn’t know they were his, made by and for the TVA, they would look just like any of the hands of other men he’s studied, lives he’s watched and catalogued and analyzed for more hours than could ever be counted.
Men use their hands for a lot of things, as it turns out. They build, they destroy. They touch other people an awful lot, even when it’s really not necessary. The sacred timeline is filled with a million moments he could tell you by heart what they mean and what they lead to and why.
But sometimes there’s this- this incomprehension that sticks to them stubbornly. It’s maddening. It clings to him like something alive. A voice in his head that whispers: but what would that feel like? You don’t know how that feels. What would it feel like?
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Genius Billionaire Playboy Mixologist: a Bartender's Guide to Drinks I've Made for Loki, by Tony Stark by SnailFarm
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012)
24 May 2013
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A love story in cocktail recipes.
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Charles could make lovemaking filthy and fucking holy, and it could never feel anything but right. Charles was a miracle.
Inspired by a deleted scene. You know the one.
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What did Pepper promise Tony as a reward for doing his homework, that excited him so much? We have our own ideas.
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Shining Is a Mutation by SnailFarm
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, The Shining (1980)
23 Aug 2012
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Five things that could have happened when Charles Xavier and Erik Lensherr visited the Overlook Hotel, and the one thing that actually did.
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Missy needs to make sure the Master won't ever forget to carry a spare dematerialization circuit. And since she knows him so well, she knows just how to make it stick.
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15 Apr 2026
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The Doctor remembers his first time.
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01 Apr 2026
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‘Impenetrable Psyche’ by surprisinglygoodstaffcanteen
Fandoms: Doctor Who, Doctor Who (1963)
03 Jan 2026
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Lips moved. Words were being said. Pretty lips, pretty skin, smell of flesh and catnip, blood time lord blood pretty
“I can hear you.”
A voice barrelled into his psyche. He tried to answer it, something coherent and suave would be good but-“BITE.”
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- Part 11 of Thoschei One Shots (NOT explicit)
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- English
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- Collections:
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18 Mar 2026
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Someone tuts - a low, rich voice, arch in the sort of sympathy that comes with a smirk. “Oh, dear. Someone's been a little lax with security, haven't they?”
The Doctor flexes his wrists. “Who are you?”
He flinches when the hand cups his cheek, a possessive thumb under his jawbone and four fingers splayed across his face; he hadn't realised the body was that close. The touch isn't skin. Something cold and textured. Leather? The fingers squeeze lightly, and drum on the Doctor’s cheeks. “That's a wonderful question. You can be so clever.”
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25 Feb 2026
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But when Harry gets into the TARDIS he feels hotter than ever; he sighs, reaching the central console and slumping against it, wishing the metal could take some of the heat away; usually, it’s cold to the touch. This will pass. It must be a sort of sudden heatstroke, or something like that. Manageable.
“You do look quite hot,” the Doctor says, suddenly looming over him. He presses the back of his hand to Harry’s forehead and it’s all Harry can do not to whimper - the console might be doing nothing, but the Doctor is wonderfully cold. His hand leeches all the unpleasantness out, and he really could just stand here… forever. “Did you eat anything out there?”
“I’m not actually an idiot,” Harry says, his eyes shut.
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Harry, Sarah Jane, and the Doctor, and all the various ways one can be fuck-or-dying.
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- Part 5 of harry four sarah <3
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25 Feb 2026