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Alastor betrayed the hotel (duh). He freed himself from his deal and abandoned them all. A year later, Charlie realizes she misses him, and the hotel crew bring him back rather forcefully, and try to act like everything is back to normal. Alastor suffers.
Inspired by the Dark Forced Family AU from Tumblr lol
Mostly written before Hazbin Hotel season 2. There are NO spoilers for season 2 in this fic.
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Bookmarked by Someloser
20 Nov 2025
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Alastor: Hell’s Unprecedented Resident by MysticPirate
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Oct 2024
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Dying a virgin is supposed to be a get into Heaven free card… so what sins exactly did a virgin have to acquire to land them in Hell?
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The muse compelled me to write after this alternative scenario wouldn’t leave my head and I couldn’t find it already pre written: “What if after witnessing Alastor go full Eldritch Horror on the loan sharks Mimzy lured to the hotel Lucifer decides to be over protective dad and summons Alastor’s sinner files before leaving which leads to the discovery that Alastor died a virgin. Which Lucifer didn’t even know that it was possible for a virgin to get into Hell! What the Fuck is happening here!?!”
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Innocent in One Way by seeYaByTheMarina for MysticPirate
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Helluva Boss (Web Series)
25 Dec 2025
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Different stories of Alastor virginity being revealed
Bookmarked by Someloser
12 Nov 2025
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Please remember that this was 14 chapters and u loved them and they were really good don't forget how good those deleted chapters were ur memory is all u have left
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run past the rivers, run past all the light... by rosetta_46
Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Movies), DreamWorks Dragons (Cartoon)
12 Jul 2025
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"Exile still seems the best option, Stoick..."
Stoick should have known better. While he didn't know much about his son-especially now-he knew the boy was clever. It should have been no surprise when a guard burst into the Council Meeting and revealed that Hiccup had escaped the cell Stoick put him in...hours after the boy was revealed to have saddled a dragon.
Hiccup is gone, and so is the beast.
They search, but do not find him. Berk falls asleep one night and awakens in the Great Hall, where the torches come to life and cast an image of their isle on the wall, from which floats Hiccup's voice, years younger.
AKA, Hiccup forfeited the final challenge, leaving Astrid with the right to kill the Nightmare. Story picks up in the Race to the Edge era, except Berk never learned the truth of dragons, no one knows how Hiccup really lost his leg, and stories of a hooded 'vigilante' riding a Night Fury have been long whispered...and Berk will see it all unfold.
Stoick the Vast and Berk watch How to Train Your Dragon...and beyond.
(Title from Dotan's 'Home')
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- Part 1 of The Best Kept Secret
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Bookmarked by Someloser
20 Nov 2025
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Greatest httyd fic already reread it 50 times
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What Children Shouldn't Know by Ally_Abyss
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
02 Jun 2025
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Edward doesn’t cry.
Not after blood, not after statues made of ash, not even after almost dying.
Mustang tells himself that’s what makes him reliable.
But in the middle of a thunderstorm, with a sobbing boy in Ed’s arms and a madwoman laughing in chains, …he doesn’t wonder if Edward was ever too young for this.
He wonders why he let himself forget.
Bookmarked by Someloser
29 Aug 2025
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Ahhhh sooo good I love emotionally stunte ed and him not crying so good definitely rereading this constantly