SomethingTerriblyObscene
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Geralt brings Lambert back some mysterious beans. Lambert experiments.
Bookmarked by SomethingTerriblyObscene
17 Jun 2025
-
Tags
Summary
Holmes pulls yet another faux death ala The Dying Detective. Watson decides to show him how it feels with a ruse of his own.
Bookmarked by SomethingTerriblyObscene
19 Apr 2025
-
The Songbird With The Broken Wing by Anonymous
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
18 Jan 2025
Tags
Summary
An optimistic young bard leaves Oxenfurt and tries to make a name for himself. A run-in with bandits and several miserable years later, Jaskier does not believe in kindness anymore. When a white-haired witcher saves him from a leshen, he knows that there will be a price. There is always a price to pay, and seeing as Jaskier has no money, he knows he will not like the shape that price takes.
Geralt is rather annoyed. Why do people always assume he will invoke the law of surprise? Though usually it is women who fear he will trick them into giving him their firstborn child. He hates the tired stereotype. How is he supposed to get the bard to safety when the man is so afraid of him?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 34,412
- Chapters:
- 20/20
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 276
- Kudos:
- 720
- Bookmarks:
- 85
- Hits:
- 7,991
Bookmarked by SomethingTerriblyObscene
01 Mar 2025
-
Lessons in Losing by didoandis
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
21 Mar 2021
Tags
Summary
“We met five years ago or thereabouts,” Geralt says through gritted teeth. “You came up to me in a tavern near Posada, decided I would be good song material, and we’ve travelled together, off and on, ever since.”
“Huh,” Jaskier says.
“You remember?” Geralt tries to keep the note of hope out of his voice, and doubts he’s been successful.
“Not in the slightest,” Jaskier says cheerfully. “But I must admit it sounds like something I’d do.”
When Jaskier forgets their life together, Geralt learns an unexpected lesson.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 11,270
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 347
- Kudos:
- 4,001
- Bookmarks:
- 719
- Hits:
- 31,499
Bookmarked by SomethingTerriblyObscene
11 Feb 2025
-
Tags
Summary
“Thank you all for coming,” Jaskier greets with a dip of the head, a sign of respect to all in attendance, “As many of you know, it has been a week since my parents passed, and while we continue to mourn, the County and its people must continue on. I hope to make this transition as easy as possible.”
--
Jaskier learns how to run a county amidst strange dreams and snobby capital advisers.
Series
- Part 2 of The King Lark
Bookmarked by SomethingTerriblyObscene
19 Jan 2025