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    ‘Cho?’ He asked, his voice breathless. ‘You chose to dance with Cho?’
    ‘He requested. It would have been impolite to say no.’

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    Penelope dances with a suitor. Colin doesn't like it.

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    01 Apr 2025

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    Penelope is touch-starved. It's been years since she felt the touch of another, so she hires Colin, a prostitute, to cuddle her.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    Penelope has made a few mistakes in her life, but apparently none quite as bad as agreeing to a date with a man who, according to Colin’s newly constructed (and deeply unhinged) PowerPoint presentation, has committed 100 atrocities.

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    15 Mar 2025

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    He didn’t like to admit it, but the truth was he’d always had a thing for her boobs. It started a couple of years before the Yellow Bra Incident, back when Penelope had just turned thirteen and started growing them. Which, of course, coincided with Colin, at the time fifteen-going-on-sixteen, becoming obsessed with breasts. Not hers in particular, just breasts in general, but… well, Penelope was a little plump. Which meant her budding breasts were a little plump as well. She had developed earlier and faster than his sister, who remained a beanpole for many years yet.

    He was very good at compartmentalising, it turned out.

    Pen was his little sister’s bestie, yes; but Pen’s breasts were an entirely different thing altogether.

    (aka the AU where Penelope becomes an instagram lingerie model and Colin loses his mind.)

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    12 Mar 2025

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    Collyflower💙: You wound me, Pen

    PenPal💛: If it makes you feel better, you’re my favorite Best Man I’ve ever worked with✨

    Collyflower💙: Wow. Such high praise. I am honored🥹

    PenPal💛: You should be


    Months after an unexpected Christmas kiss, Colin and Penelope find themselves thrown together as best man and maid of honor for Eloise’s wedding. Between chaotic planning, stolen moments, and undeniable chemistry, it turns out some things are impossible to ignore—especially when love has been waiting all along.

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